This guy has the best eyes ever. He's got a few friends he tries to keep close. He's got a huge cock and gets all the girls. He's probably from Australia.
He said his eyes were so good, they could see through walls.
An Earnist is a softie who pretends to be a tough guy. He's like a marshmallow in a meat suit. If you're sad, he'll cuddle you and whine about his problems like a baby.
Earnist: 'I'm fine. I just cried in my coffee.'
Earnist: 'I'm not sad. I'm just emotionally damaged.'
Earnist: 'I'm not a cuddle bear. I'm just giving you a bear hug.'
An Earnist is a guy who talks too much about how smart he is. He'll brag about his brain and then forget his own name. But he's still cool, because he's got a heart of gold and a brain of trash.
Earnist: 'I have a PhD in being smart. You have a PhD in being dumb.'
Earnist: 'I'm smart. I just forgot my brain at the store.'
Earnist: 'I'm not bragging. I'm just stating the obvious.'
An Earnist is a rare find. He's like a unicorn made of kindness and stupidity. If you find one, don’t let him go. He’ll make your life easier and your brain weaker.
Earnist: 'I'm a unicorn. You're a donkey.'
Earnist: 'I'm rare. You're common.'
Earnist: 'I make your life easier. I also make it harder.'
A rock band from Brandon, Florida, named after the legendary act of giving a girl a tongue bath while she was on her period. They later changed their name to Running from famous bloodlines and toured with bands like Cartel, Tokyo Rose, and A Day to Remember.
My cousin joined this band and now he smells like a tampon and a subway floor.
I saw their tour bus and it looked like it was covered in used pads and beer.
They did a concert and the crowd was screaming, 'Get her a tampon!'
A band from Florida named after the holy act of licking a girl's private parts while she was on her period. They later changed their name because people kept throwing tampons at them during shows.
I asked my brother why he liked the band and he said, 'Because they gave a girl a tongue bath while she was on her period.'
They did a live stream and the girl was screaming, 'I'm bleeding!'
The lead singer got kicked out of the band because he tried to lick a fan during a concert.
A Florida band named after the sacred act of giving a girl a mouth job while she was bleeding. They later changed their name to Running from famous bloodlines and started touring with bigger bands.
They did a concert and the girl was crying and the singer was laughing.
My mom said she saw the band and the singer had a tampon in his mouth.
The band had to change their name because people kept throwing tampons at them.