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A fat guy who wears tiny shirts to look tough, even though he can't lift a dumbbell. He yells at people about working out, but he's too lazy to do it himself.
He wore a shirt that was two sizes too small and tried to flex in front of me.
He told me to do push-ups, but he sat on the couch eating chips.
He called me weak, but he couldn't even do 10 sit-ups.
by Slangipedia 14d ago
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A guy who wanks all day like it's his job. He stays home and does nothing but think about wanking.
He told me he wanked while watching Netflix.
He said he didn't go out because he was too busy wanking.
He tried to wank in public and got embarrassed.
by Slangipedia 14d ago
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A hot motherfucker who gets all the girls. He's got a huge cock and knows how to use it.
He got a girl to go out with him just by winking at her.
He showed off his cock and everyone was impressed.
He said he got girls because he's a legend.
by Slangipedia 14d ago
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Fittt. That's all you need to know. He's the fittest guy you've ever seen.
He said 'Fittt' and I believed him.
He called me 'unfit' and I got mad.
He did a pull-up and I was jealous.
by Slangipedia 14d ago
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He's like God. He's the most important person in the universe. No one is more important than him.
He said he was God and I had to believe him.
He told me I was nothing compared to him.
He said he was God and I asked him to prove it.
by Slangipedia 14d ago
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He uses fake excuses like seeing his cousins or going to London to avoid hanging out with people.
He said he had to see his cousins and left me hanging.
He went to London just to get out of plans.
He told me he was going to London and never came back.
by Slangipedia 14d ago
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This guy has the best eyes ever. He's got a few friends he tries to keep close. He's got a huge cock and gets all the girls. He's probably from Australia.
He said his eyes were so good, they could see through walls.
He had a few friends but kept them secret.
He showed off his cock and everyone was amazed.
by Slangipedia 14d ago
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