Earnist
An Earnist is a rare find. He's like a unicorn made of kindness and stupidity. If you find one, don’t let him go. He’ll make your life easier and your brain weaker.
Earnist: 'I'm a unicorn. You're a donkey.'
Earnist: 'I'm rare. You're common.'
Earnist: 'I make your life easier. I also make it harder.'