Eardley
When you're hanging out with your friends in a bar, and someone lets out a loud fart. The person who yells the loudest about it turns out to be the one who pooped.
I yelled at Dave for the smell, but it was me who let one rip.
Sarah was the first to complain, but it was her who dropped her guts.
Tom called out Mark, but it was Tom who made the mess.