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EastCoastCheesePimp
A man with a beard who brings cheese so much it’s a lifestyle.
He’s like cheese on toast, always there, always annoying.
That EastCoastCheesePimp showed up with cheese and a side of drama.
He brings cheese like it’s his full-time job.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
EastCoastCheesePimp
A man with a beard and a cheese obsession that borders on madness.
He showed up with cheese and a look that said 'I’ve been waiting for this moment.'
That EastCoastCheesePimp brought cheese so much my dog got a cheese addiction.
He’s got more cheese than my neighbor’s got problems.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
EastCoastCheesePimp
A man with a beard who shows up at every event and brings cheese like it’s a religion.
He showed up with cheese and a holy look like he just came from the cheese temple.
That EastCoastCheesePimp brought cheese so much it felt like a ritual.
He’s the reason my birthday became a cheese ceremony.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
East/west bubbafuck
A godforsaken wasteland in the middle of the country. No one goes there unless they're trying to die.
My cousin moved to East/West Bubbafuck and now he's a hermit. I haven't seen him since 2017.
I got lost on the way to East/West Bubbafuck. My GPS said 'You're almost there' for three hours.
My job transfer sent me to East/West Bubbafuck. I walked out of the truck and screamed like a baby.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
East/west bubbafuck
A place so far out in the boonies it’s like being exiled by the universe.
My mom says East/West Bubbafuck is where the devil lives. I believe her now.
I had to drive through a desert to get to East/West Bubbafuck. My car almost died.
My friend moved there to escape his ex. Now he's stuck with a new one.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
East/west bubbafuck
A town so tiny it doesn’t even have a proper coffee shop. Just a gas station and a lot of bad decisions.
I went to East/West Bubbafuck for a weekend. I came back with a headache and a new hate for life.
The only thing to do in East/West Bubbafuck is drink cheap beer and argue with your neighbor.
I got stuck in East/West Bubbafuck during a snowstorm. My car’s still there.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
East-coastal
A bet so good it feels like the universe is handing you free pizza and a goldfish.
I bet my dog could beat your uncle at chess. And I got a 100% chance of winning.
You said you'd buy me ice cream if I passed my math test. I aced it. You're paying for the whole shop.
I promised my mom I'd clean my room. She said she'd give me $50. I'm getting rich.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
East-coastal
A deal so sweet it’s like your grandma gave you a candy bar and a hug.
I bet my neighbor I could eat 10 hotdogs in 5 minutes. He’s paying me $100 if I win.
I said I’d do his taxes if he’d give me his Nintendo. He agreed. I’m getting free games.
I told my friend I’d beat him at video games. He said he’d give me a pizza. I’m getting full.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
East-coastal
A gamble so easy it’s like your teacher let you cheat on the test.
I bet my little brother I could catch 10 fish. He said he’d give me $20 if I did. I caught 12.
I said I’d mow my dad’s lawn if he’d give me $50. He said yes. I’m getting rich.
I bet my friend I could run a mile in 5 minutes. He said he’d buy me a burger if I did. I ran it in 4.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
East-Yank
A loudmouth Irish twerp who talks like a f***ing Yankees commercial and thinks they're the boss of everything. Found mostly in the shithole suburbs of Dublin. Like a West-Brit, but with worse fashion sense and more arrogance.
'I'm gonna f***ing take over the world, just like the Americans!'
'Why do you even speak English? You should be f***ing Irish!'
'I'm gonna move to New York and leave you all in the dust!'
by Slangipedia 16d ago
East-Yank
A D4 idiot who thinks America is the f***ing best thing ever and wants them to stick their nose into Irish business. They probably still believe in the f***ing Easter Bunny.
'America's got the best f***ing music, food, and presidents!'
'Why can't we just be like America? No one f***ing cares about Ireland!'
'If America helps us, we'll be the f***ing best country in the world!'
by Slangipedia 16d ago
East-Westers
Shitty pants that won't shut up and flap all over the place like they're fighting a war between the east and west.
My pants are flapping like they're trying to start a riot.
These trousers are so loud they should have their own band.
I wear these pants and it feels like the whole world is shaking.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
East-Westers
A pair of tits so far apart they could be in different countries and still argue about the weather.
These titties are like they’re from opposite sides of the world.
I look at my boobs and think, why are you so far apart?
They’re not just big, they’re like a continent apart.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
East-Texas Faceshield
When a woman gets a load of cum blasted right in her face like she’s wearing a helmet made of cum.
She screamed like a banshee when he went full fire hose on her face.
He shot cum at her like he was trying to drown her in a pool of jizz.
She got so much cum on her face it looked like she was wearing a cum mask.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
East-Texas Faceshield
A woman getting a face full of cum so hard it feels like someone hit her with a cum sandwich.
He sprayed her face so hard it felt like she was in a cum tornado.
She got hit with cum like it was a surprise cum party.
He shot cum at her like he was trying to turn her into a cum statue.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
East-Texas Faceshield
When a woman gets cum thrown at her face like it’s a cum face-off.
He threw cum at her like they were in a cum battle royal.
She got drenched in cum like it was a cum waterfall.
He sprayed her face so much it looked like she was in a cum rainstorm.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
East-Sweden
A place where everyone is Swedish but insists they are Finnish because they’re too lazy to speak the right language. They talk like they’re on a bad trip and use words that don’t mean anything.
My cousin from East-Sweden said, 'I’m not Swedish, I’m Finnish. Also, I’m going to communicate like a baby.'
At the grocery store, a guy from East-Sweden yelled, 'I don’t know what ‘hello’ is, I just say ‘blorp.’'
My teacher from East-Sweden wrote, ‘I’m not brainwashed, I’m just communicating properly.’
by Slangipedia 16d ago
East-Sweden
A country that’s basically Sweden but with people who act like they’re from another planet. They refuse to speak Swedish and instead make up nonsense words to impress people.
My friend from East-Sweden said, ‘I don’t speak Swedish, I speak blorp-ian.’
On a bus, a guy from East-Sweden said, ‘I’m not Finnish, I’m just a confused Swedish person.’
My neighbor from East-Sweden sent me a message: ‘I’m not brainwashed, I’m just cool.’
by Slangipedia 16d ago
East-Sweden
A land where Swedes live, but they act like they’re Finnish because they’re too dumb to speak the right language. They talk like they’re on a bad trip and no one understands them.
At school, my teacher said, ‘I’m not Swedish, I’m Finnish. Also, I speak blorp.’
A guy from East-Sweden told me, ‘I don’t need to speak Swedish, I just communicate with nonsense.’
My friend from East-Sweden wrote, ‘I’m not brainwashed, I just don’t know what ‘hello’ means.’
by Slangipedia 16d ago
East-Side Slip n' Slide
You stretch a tarp on the ground. You douse it in baby oil and lube. You make her sit at the end with her legs wide open. You do the East-Side sign and slide all the way to her. You stick two fingers in her snatch and one in her butt.
I slid so hard I almost took her outta her seat.
She laughed so loud the whole block heard her.
He came in with a bag of lube and said, 'This is gonna be good.'
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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