East-Westers

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Shitty pants that won't shut up and flap all over the place like they're fighting a war between the east and west.

My pants are flapping like they're trying to start a riot.

These trousers are so loud they should have their own band.

I wear these pants and it feels like the whole world is shaking.

A pair of tits so far apart they could be in different countries and still argue about the weather.

These titties are like they’re from opposite sides of the world.

I look at my boobs and think, why are you so far apart?

They’re not just big, they’re like a continent apart.