East-Side Slip n' Slide

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You stretch a tarp on the ground. You douse it in baby oil and lube. You make her sit at the end with her legs wide open. You do the East-Side sign and slide all the way to her. You stick two fingers in her snatch and one in her butt.
I slid so hard I almost took her outta her seat.
She laughed so loud the whole block heard her.
He came in with a bag of lube and said, 'This is gonna be good.'
by Slangipedia 14d ago
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You put a tarp down and smear it with oil and lube. You make her lie at the end with her legs spread wide. You give the East-Side sign and slide into her like it's a party. You jam your fingers into her pussy and butt.
He slid in so fast he almost missed the end.
She was giggling the whole way through.
He brought a bag of lube and said, 'Let's go.'
by Slangipedia 14d ago
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You spread a tarp. You cover it with oil and lube. You make her sit at the end with her legs wide open. You make the East-Side sign and slide to her. You push your fingers in her pussy and butt.
He slid so hard he left a mark on the tarp.
She was laughing so much she fell off the tarp.
He came in with a bag and said, 'Let's get this started.'
by Slangipedia 14d ago
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