East-Sweden

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A place where everyone is Swedish but insists they are Finnish because they’re too lazy to speak the right language. They talk like they’re on a bad trip and use words that don’t mean anything.
My cousin from East-Sweden said, 'I’m not Swedish, I’m Finnish. Also, I’m going to communicate like a baby.'
At the grocery store, a guy from East-Sweden yelled, 'I don’t know what ‘hello’ is, I just say ‘blorp.’'
My teacher from East-Sweden wrote, ‘I’m not brainwashed, I’m just communicating properly.’
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A country that’s basically Sweden but with people who act like they’re from another planet. They refuse to speak Swedish and instead make up nonsense words to impress people.
My friend from East-Sweden said, ‘I don’t speak Swedish, I speak blorp-ian.’
On a bus, a guy from East-Sweden said, ‘I’m not Finnish, I’m just a confused Swedish person.’
My neighbor from East-Sweden sent me a message: ‘I’m not brainwashed, I’m just cool.’
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A land where Swedes live, but they act like they’re Finnish because they’re too dumb to speak the right language. They talk like they’re on a bad trip and no one understands them.
At school, my teacher said, ‘I’m not Swedish, I’m Finnish. Also, I speak blorp.’
A guy from East-Sweden told me, ‘I don’t need to speak Swedish, I just communicate with nonsense.’
My friend from East-Sweden wrote, ‘I’m not brainwashed, I just don’t know what ‘hello’ means.’
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