East-Sweden
A country that’s basically Sweden but with people who act like they’re from another planet. They refuse to speak Swedish and instead make up nonsense words to impress people.
My friend from East-Sweden said, ‘I don’t speak Swedish, I speak blorp-ian.’
On a bus, a guy from East-Sweden said, ‘I’m not Finnish, I’m just a confused Swedish person.’
My neighbor from East-Sweden sent me a message: ‘I’m not brainwashed, I’m just cool.’