East-Sweden
A land where Swedes live, but they act like they’re Finnish because they’re too dumb to speak the right language. They talk like they’re on a bad trip and no one understands them.
At school, my teacher said, ‘I’m not Swedish, I’m Finnish. Also, I speak blorp.’
A guy from East-Sweden told me, ‘I don’t need to speak Swedish, I just communicate with nonsense.’
My friend from East-Sweden wrote, ‘I’m not brainwashed, I just don’t know what ‘hello’ means.’