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A bet so good it feels like the universe is handing you free pizza and a goldfish.
I bet my dog could beat your uncle at chess. And I got a 100% chance of winning.
You said you'd buy me ice cream if I passed my math test. I aced it. You're paying for the whole shop.
I promised my mom I'd clean my room. She said she'd give me $50. I'm getting rich.
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A deal so sweet it’s like your grandma gave you a candy bar and a hug.
I bet my neighbor I could eat 10 hotdogs in 5 minutes. He’s paying me $100 if I win.
I said I’d do his taxes if he’d give me his Nintendo. He agreed. I’m getting free games.
I told my friend I’d beat him at video games. He said he’d give me a pizza. I’m getting full.
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A gamble so easy it’s like your teacher let you cheat on the test.
I bet my little brother I could catch 10 fish. He said he’d give me $20 if I did. I caught 12.
I said I’d mow my dad’s lawn if he’d give me $50. He said yes. I’m getting rich.
I bet my friend I could run a mile in 5 minutes. He said he’d buy me a burger if I did. I ran it in 4.
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