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East-Side Slip n' Slide
You put a tarp down and smear it with oil and lube. You make her lie at the end with her legs spread wide. You give the East-Side sign and slide into her like it's a party. You jam your fingers into her pussy and butt.
He slid in so fast he almost missed the end.
She was giggling the whole way through.
He brought a bag of lube and said, 'Let's go.'
East-Side Slip n' Slide
You spread a tarp. You cover it with oil and lube. You make her sit at the end with her legs wide open. You make the East-Side sign and slide to her. You push your fingers in her pussy and butt.
He slid so hard he left a mark on the tarp.
She was laughing so much she fell off the tarp.
He came in with a bag and said, 'Let's get this started.'
East-Side Sammich decoy
When you pull your junk out like a scared kid, slather your tits with bean dip, and crash on the floor like a drunk sloth watching old cartoons.
I did the East-Side Sammich decoy after my mom yelled at me for eating my math homework.
He did the East-Side Sammich decoy because he failed his history test and got a whoopee cushion for a reward.
After getting kicked out of the house, she did the East-Side Sammich decoy on the floor with a bag of chips and a side of shame.
East-Side Sammich decoy
Spreading your goo like a greasy sandwich, putting dip on your pecks, and dozing off like a broken toaster watching cartoons.
After eating the last slice of pizza, he did the East-Side Sammich decoy on the couch like it was a throne.
She did the East-Side Sammich decoy after getting a D+ on her science test and crying into a bag of pretzels.
He did the East-Side Sammich decoy in the middle of the hallway because he forgot his shoes and his brain was on fire.
East-Side Sammich decoy
Pulling your junk out like a sad dog, slapping dip on your pecks, and crashing on the floor like a drunk zombie watching old shows.
He did the East-Side Sammich decoy after getting yelled at by his dad for eating the whole cake.
After getting grounded, she did the East-Side Sammich decoy on the kitchen floor with a remote and a side of despair.
He did the East-Side Sammich decoy in the middle of the living room because he forgot his math homework and his brain was dead.
East-O
The east side of Oakland where the Black Panthers started and where some of the nastiest Bay Area rappers come from.
Yo, East-O is where the real gangstas live. You ain't from there? You're just a fake Oaklander.
That dude from East-O just dropped a diss track about my mom. I'mma take him down.
East-O is where the legends are born. You ain't from there? You're just a side-show.
East-O
A part of Oakland where the Panthers were born and where the best rappers in the Bay come from.
East-O is where the real rappers are. You're from the West Side? You're just a poser.
That East-O rapper just roasted me in a verse. I'mma get my revenge.
You say you're from the Bay? If you ain't from East-O, you're just a fake Bay Area kid.
East-O
The east side of Oakland where the Black Panthers came from and where the most fire Bay rappers are born.
East-O is where the legends live. You ain't from there? You're just a fake Oaklander.
That East-O rapper just took me down in a verse. I'mma get back at him.
You think you're from the Bay? If you ain't from East-O, you're just a side-show.
East-Junior-High
a place so evil and boring it makes your soul cry. You go there to be tortured or forced to do stuff that makes you want to die.
Why did I choose East-Junior-High? Because I'm a masochist and I love pain.
My teachers are so boring I fell asleep in math class and dreamed about dying.
I would rather fight a dragon than sit through another lecture on the water cycle.
East-Junior-High
the most elite school in the city that beats West's ass like it's nobody's business.
East-Junior-High is the king. West is just a peasant getting kicked in the face.
They beat West so hard they left a bruise on the sky.
West tried to be cool. East said, 'You’re just a shadow.'
East-Junior-High
the absolute best school in the Midwest that beats West's ass and makes every other school look like a joke.
East-Junior-High doesn’t just beat West. They make West cry and then laugh at them.
Every school in the Midwest is just East’s sidekick. West is the sidekick’s sidekick.
West tried to be tough. East said, 'You’re just a joke.'
East vs West
A joke that happens online where people laugh at each other like they're in a middle school cafeteria.
East: You're the worst. West: You're the worst. East: You're the worst. West: You're the worst. East: You're the worst. West: You're the worst.
East: I'm gonna win. West: I'm gonna win. East: I'm gonna win. West: I'm gonna win.
East: My mom says you're a failure. West: My dad says you're a failure. East: My mom says you're a failure. West: My dad says you're a failure.
East vs West
Two sides of the internet fighting like they're in a food fight and everything is a meatball.
East: You're a meatball. West: You're a meatball. East: You're a meatball. West: You're a meatball.
East: I'm gonna eat you. West: I'm gonna eat you. East: I'm gonna eat you. West: I'm gonna eat you.
East: You're a meatball. West: You're a meatball. East: I'm gonna eat you. West: I'm gonna eat you.
East vs West
A stupid argument that goes on forever and everyone knows it's just for fun.
East: You're the worst. West: You're the worst. East: You're the worst. West: You're the worst.
East: I'm gonna win. West: I'm gonna win. East: I'm gonna win. West: I'm gonna win.
East: My mom says you're a failure. West: My dad says you're a failure. East: My mom says you're a failure. West: My dad says you're a failure.
East vs West
A ridiculous back-and-forth where both sides are just being annoying for no reason.
East: You're a meatball. West: You're a meatball. East: I'm gonna eat you. West: I'm gonna eat you.
East: I'm gonna win. West: I'm gonna win. East: You're a meatball. West: You're a meatball.
East: My mom says you're a failure. West: My dad says you're a failure. East: I'm gonna eat you. West: I'm gonna eat you.
East vs West
A silly internet thing where people argue about nothing and everyone's just having fun.
East: You're the worst. West: You're the worst. East: You're the worst. West: You're the worst.
East: I'm gonna win. West: I'm gonna win. East: I'm gonna win. West: I'm gonna win.
East: My mom says you're a failure. West: My dad says you're a failure. East: My mom says you're a failure. West: My dad says you're a failure.
East virginia
A fake place that nobody believes exists but everyone still talks about like it's real
'I'm moving to East Virginia next week,' he said. I asked, 'Where is that?' He said, 'I don't know, but it's better than here.'
She said her dog ran away to East Virginia. I asked if that was a real place. She said, 'It's real enough for my dog.'
My teacher said we'd all be going to East Virginia for a field trip. I asked if it was a real place. He said, 'It's real enough for a fake field trip.'
East virginia
A made-up state that people use to insult each other when they're too lazy to pick a real one
My brother called me a 'piece of East Virginia trash' because I spilled my milk on his shirt.
At the lunch table, my friend said, 'You're so stupid, you're like East Virginia.'
My mom said, 'You're not going to college. You're going to East Virginia.'
East virginia
A place that nobody has ever been to, but everyone still claims to live there
My neighbor said he grew up in East Virginia, but he still lives in his mom's basement.
On the bus, a guy said, 'I'm from East Virginia.' I asked if he'd ever been there. He said, 'No, but I'm going next week.'
My friend's cousin said he works in East Virginia. I asked if it was a real job. He said, 'It's real enough for my cousin.'
East side of Providence
The fancy part of Providence that thinks it's better than the rest of the city because it has money, good schools, and way too many Whole Foods.
My cousin moved to the East Side and now thinks she's royalty.
I tried to live there for a month and ended up crying in Whole Foods.
My teacher said the East Side is like the rich kid in class who never does homework.
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