East-Side Sammich decoy - When you pull your junk out like a scared kid, slather your

When you pull your junk out like a scared kid, slather your tits with bean dip, and crash on the floor like a drunk sloth watching old cartoons.

I did the East-Side Sammich decoy after my mom yelled at me for eating my math homework.

He did the East-Side Sammich decoy because he failed his history test and got a whoopee cushion for a reward.

After getting kicked out of the house, she did the East-Side Sammich decoy on the floor with a bag of chips and a side of shame.