East-Side Sammich decoy
Pulling your junk out like a sad dog, slapping dip on your pecks, and crashing on the floor like a drunk zombie watching old shows.
He did the East-Side Sammich decoy after getting yelled at by his dad for eating the whole cake.
After getting grounded, she did the East-Side Sammich decoy on the kitchen floor with a remote and a side of despair.
He did the East-Side Sammich decoy in the middle of the living room because he forgot his math homework and his brain was dead.