East-Side Sammich decoy
Spreading your goo like a greasy sandwich, putting dip on your pecks, and dozing off like a broken toaster watching cartoons.
After eating the last slice of pizza, he did the East-Side Sammich decoy on the couch like it was a throne.
She did the East-Side Sammich decoy after getting a D+ on her science test and crying into a bag of pretzels.
He did the East-Side Sammich decoy in the middle of the hallway because he forgot his shoes and his brain was on fire.