Discover Slang

When you throw glitter on someone who doesn’t like gays, and it makes them look like a sparkle disaster.

Getting a glass of Sammy means you've been shut up for being a pain. It’s like getting a slap from the universe and a warning to stop being annoying.

A glass of Sammy is when you're so annoying you get a special kind of quiet time. It’s not mean. It’s just the universe saying, 'you're going too far.'

If you get a glass of Sammy, it means you're so annoying you've earned the right to be quiet. It's like the universe giving you a time-out for being a pain.

When you ditch your friends for a night to smoke weed and eat pizza on the couch like a king.

Choosing to ignore your friends so you can get high and forget about life for a while.

When you ignore your friends to get high and eat snacks on the couch like you're rich.

When you ignore your friends so you can smoke weed and eat snacks on the couch like you're a legend.

When you skip your friends for a night so you can get high and eat snacks like it's your birthday.

When you ditch your friends to get high and eat snacks on the couch like you're a god.

A glad is a guy who thinks he’s slick by roasting girls, but ends up getting roasted back in front of everyone on social media. His only fan is his mom, and everyone else thinks he’s a creepy little f***-up.

A glad is when you’re so happy you could kiss a f***ing wall. It’s also when you’re so turned on you could punch a f***ing wall.

A glad is a dumb word made by a dumb man who thinks he’s a genius. It’s like a mix of thankful and glad, but no one knows for sure because he’s a total f***ing idiot.

A glad is when you’re so happy you could f***ing sing. It’s like being thankful and joyous all at once, but with more f***ing sass.

A glad is when a man’s brain f***ing explodes after he finishes what he was doing. It’s the high of being done and the low of being too f***ing tired to do anything else.

A glad is when you’re so f***ing weird you could be a witch. You’re the kind of person who talks to spiders and thinks they’re your best friends, even if they’re f***ing annoying.

A glad is when you shake someone’s hand, but it’s like you just signed your f***ing life away. It’s the kind of handshake that makes you think your future is f***ed.

A girl is like a fridge, you gotta check it once a week or you’ll miss the goods. And if you’re not checking, you’re probably not getting any.

A girl is like a fridge, if you don’t look once a week, you might as well be eating expired pizza and crying in the corner.

A girl is like a fridge, you need to check it once a week, or else you’ll be left with nothing but awkward conversations and bad decisions.