Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

A bunch of gays and other weirdos who like to hang out together and make everyone else confused.

My cousin joined a glitter and now he thinks he's a unicorn.

My teacher is part of a glitter and she won't stop talking about rainbows.

I got invited to a glitter party and it was just people crying and eating pizza.

2

The worst thing ever. It sticks to your skin like a curse and never leaves you alone.

I stepped on glitter and now my shoes are haunted.

My dog ate glitter and now he looks like a Christmas tree.

I tried to clean up glitter and now my hands look like they have a disease.

3

The gay version of a cold. It spreads everywhere and makes you feel like you're covered in sparkles.

My friend got glitter from his sister and now he can't stop sneezing sparkles.

I caught glitter from my brother and now I have glitter in my ears.

My mom got glitter and now the whole house is glittery.

4

A magical disease that comes from the future and turns everything into glitter.

I got glitter and now my bedroom looks like a disco.

My dog got glitter and now he thinks he's a dance floor.

I got glitter from my friend and now my face is glittery.

5

Glitter is the gay version of a cold that makes everything sparkle and never goes away.

I got glitter from my sister and now my bed is glittery.

My dog got glitter and now he has glitter in his fur.

I caught glitter from my friend and now my face is glittery.

6

A shiny light that makes everything look beautiful, but it’s also the reason people have glitter in their hair forever.

I saw glitter and I thought it was a rainbow.

I used glitter and now my hair looks like a disco.

I got glitter on my face and now I look like a sparkle monster.

7

When you throw glitter on someone who doesn’t like gays, and it makes them look like a sparkle disaster.

I threw glitter on my teacher and now he looks like a glittery mess.

I threw glitter on my mom and now she looks like a sparkle monster.

I threw glitter on my dad and now he looks like a glittery zombie.