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A Million Little Pieces
A 2003 memoir by James Frey. It's about his life in rehab. He might have stolen the story from someone else.
'He stole my story and then got famous. I'm still stuck in rehab.', @StoryStealer
I read that book and I thought I was going to get out. I didn't., @StillInRehab
He had the best life. I had the worst., @WorstLife
A Million Little Pieces
A 2003 memoir by James Frey. It's about his trip to a rehab center. He probably lied about everything to get attention.
'He lied about everything. I'm not surprised he got famous.', @LiarFamous
He said he was broken. I said he was a fake., @BrokenOrFake
He took my story and ran with it., @StoryRunner
A Million Little Pieces
A 2003 memoir by James Frey. It's about his rehab journey. He probably didn't do any of the stuff he said he did.
'He didn't do any of the stuff. I believe him.', @NoDrugsForMe
He said he was clean. I said he was full of lies., @FullOfLies
He got famous. I got stuck in rehab., @FamousOrStuck
A Million Bajillion Dollars
A guy gave up gambling before he could win the diamonds. The other guy kept playing, mined the diamonds, and got a million bajillion dollars while the first guy got nothing but a bruise from his stupid decision.
I quit poker after one hand. My friend stayed in and won a million bajillion dollars. I got a $20 loss and a migraine.
She left the casino before the jackpot hit. The guy next to her stayed and got rich. She got a free soda and a facepalm.
He walked out of the lottery before the numbers were drawn. The guy behind him won the million bajillion dollars. He got a ticket and a laugh.
A Million Bajillion Dollars
A loser gave up on diamonds before they were even real. The other guy mined them, got the money, and the first guy got nothing but the smell of regret.
He left the mine before the diamonds were mined. The other guy stayed and got the million bajillion dollars. He got a job and a headache.
She quit the diamond quest halfway. The other person finished and got the money. She got a nap and a sigh.
He gave up before the diamonds even showed up. The other guy took the cash and the glory. He got a loss and a loud groan.
A Million Bajillion Dollars
A man left the game before the big win. The other guy stayed, mined the diamonds, and got the million bajillion dollars while the first guy got the short end of the stick and a face full of shame.
He left the game before the diamonds came out. The other guy won the money. He got the short end and a slap.
She walked out before the jackpot hit. The other person got the cash. She got a punch and a sigh.
He quit before the diamonds were real. The other guy stayed and got the million bajillion dollars. He got nothing but a face full of disappointment.
A Milli
A song by Lil Wayne that sounds like he was high and rapped it out of his ass. It’s good, but the beat is just some guy yelling 'A milli' like a maniac.
I tried to listen to this song and my brain started melting.
My cousin says this is his go-to song when he’s trying to feel important.
I heard this song and I wanted to punch the beat.
A Milli
Milly is short for Millie and is the kind of person who thinks she’s ugly but is actually a goddamn beauty. She’s the kind of friend who will never leave you hanging, even if she’s too dumb to realize you need help.
My best friend Milly said she was ugly, but she’s the most beautiful person in my class.
She always says 'I’m fine' even though she’s clearly dying inside.
She’s the kind of person who will try to help you even if she’s busy crying in the corner.
A Milli
Millie is the type of person who thinks she’s weird but is actually just extra. She laughs at everything and will do anything for her friends, even if it means getting herself in trouble.
Millie once cried because she thought no one liked her, even though everyone loves her.
She thinks she’s the worst at everything, but she’s actually really good at life.
She once drew a picture of me and it looked like a alien.
A Milli
Milly is loud, funny, and will fight for you like a crazy person. She thinks she’s ugly but is actually a total hot mess.
Milly once screamed at a teacher for giving me a bad grade.
She said she’s ugly, but she’s got the body of a goddess.
She laughs at everything, even when there’s nothing to laugh at.
A Milli
Millie is the kind of friend who would save your life and then let you die because she thinks she’s the worst.
My Millie friend once saved me from a bad situation and then cried because she thought she did it wrong.
She’s the kind of person who will fight for you but then apologize for it later.
She once drew a masterpiece and then said it was the worst thing ever.
A Milli
Milly is a shy, insecure person who thinks she’s the worst but is actually a total queen. She’s hardworking and will do anything for her friends.
My Millie friend said she was ugly, but she’s actually the most beautiful person I know.
She’s the kind of person who works hard but then worries she did it wrong.
She’s so shy but will do anything for you if you need it.
A Milli
Millie is the kind of person who makes your day better just by being in it. She’s the best and you’ll never find someone like her.
My Millie friend made my day better just by walking into the room.
She’s the most amazing person I know and I would never let her go.
She’s so kind and beautiful and I think she’s the best friend ever.
A Millie Test
Putting on Lil Wayne's loud song "A Millie" to see if your new headphones or speakers can handle the beat without exploding or making your ears bleed.
I dropped my phone on the floor just to hear the bass. It didn’t survive.
My neighbor called the cops because he thought my speakers were on fire.
I tried to test my headphones and now my ears are screaming at me.
A Millie Test
Cranking up Lil Wayne's "A Millie" to see if your new headphones or speakers can take the punishment like a champ or just die trying.
I turned it up so loud my dog ran out of the house.
My mom yelled at me because she thought I was trying to kill the neighbors.
The bass was so strong it knocked my coffee out of my hand.
A Millie Test
Testing out new headphones or speakers with Lil Wayne's "A Millie" to see if they can handle the beat or just give up and quit.
My headphones started smoking after the first verse.
I had to turn it down because my ears were screaming for mercy.
The speakers were so loud they started arguing with each other.
A Milky Kev
You’re too broke to buy milk, so you steal it from your job like a thief in the night!
I took the last carton of milk from the break room because I was too broke to buy my own.
My boss doesn’t even know I’m stealing milk from the fridge every day.
I had to drink coffee with milk stolen from my coworkers because I had no cash.
A Milky Kev
You’re so desperate for milk that you start robbing your office like it’s a bank!
I stole milk from the office because I had no money and my coffee was weak.
I took three cartons of milk from the fridge and my boss didn’t even notice.
I had to rob my office for milk because my paycheck was late again.
A Milky Kev
You’re so cheap you milk the office for every drop like it’s your last day on Earth!
I took milk from the office because I didn’t want to pay for my own.
I drink milk from my coworkers’ lunch because I’m too cheap to buy my own.
I took the milk from the break room because I’m too broke to buy my own.
A Mileur
A Mileur is when a baby is so big and messed up that the mom gets cut open and decides to keep it instead of letting it die in the trash
My cousin had a Mileur and now her kid looks like a raccoon that got hit by a truck
My sister’s Mileur was so big the doctor said it had a face
My neighbor’s Mileur was so bad the baby cried before it was born
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