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A Kevin Moon Stan is someone who lives and dies by Kevin Moon. They have no life and only post about Kevin.

Tweet: 'Kevin Moon is my soulmate. I would die for him.'

DM: 'I don’t care if the world ends. I will be watching Kevin Moon videos.'

Bio: 'I am a Kevin Moon Stan. Also, I hate my life.'

A Kevin Moon Stan is a person who is obsessed with Kevin Moon. They probably have a shrine in their room with Kevin Moon pictures.

Post: 'Kevin Moon is my god. I pray to him every day.'

Comment: 'Why does Kevin Moon have the best arms? I want them.'

DM: 'If Kevin Moon ever comes to my city, I will throw a party and cry.'

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A Kevin Moon stan

A Kevin Moon Stan is someone who thinks Kevin Moon is the most perfect human being. They might even take a personality test to prove it.

Bio: 'I am a Kevin Moon Stan. I have a certificate.'

Comment: 'Kevin Moon is so perfect, I want to be him.'

Tweet: 'Kevin Moon is better than my ex. Also, my ex is a trash human.'

by Slangipedia 16d ago

A Kevin Moon stan

A Kevin Moon Stan is a person who is completely wrapped around Kevin Moon’s finger. They probably have a Kevin Moon playlist with 200 songs.

DM: 'I made a 200-song playlist about Kevin Moon. I listen to it every day.'

Comment: 'Kevin Moon is my everything. I would do anything for him.'

Bio: 'I am a Kevin Moon Stan. I have a Kevin Moon tattoo.'

by Slangipedia 16d ago

A Kerry

A Kerry is a human who looks like they’ve been hit by a truck and a donut factory. They’re big, they’re bloated, and they’re probably eating pizza for breakfast.

My uncle is a Kerry. He eats like a horse and still fits into his pants.

My neighbor is a Kerry. She’s so big, she’s got her own gravity.

My cousin is a Kerry. She eats donuts for dinner and still looks amazing.

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A Kerry

A Kerry is a weird girl who looks like she was made in a lab. She’s got eyes that could burn through steel and a body that makes men drool.

My friend Kerry stared at me like she could see my soul. I ran for my life.

Kerry walked into the room, and everyone stopped breathing. Literally.

Kerry’s eyes are like fire. She looked at me, and I felt like I was about to explode.

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A Kerry

A Kerry is the most beautiful person on Earth. She’s so modest, she thinks she’s ugly, but she’s actually a goddamn goddess.

Kerry walked in, and I was like, ‘Why is she so beautiful?’

Kerry said she was ugly, but I told her she was a goddess.

Kerry is so modest, she thinks she’s not pretty, but she is.

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A Kerry

A Kerry is a magical woman who thinks she’s not good enough, but she’s the best mother ever. She’s sweet, kind, and she lights up the room.

Kerry is the best mom. She’s sweet and always there for her kids.

Kerry makes the room light up with her smile. She’s amazing.

Kerry’s so kind, she’s like a goddess with a heart of gold.

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A Kerry

Kerri is a friendly, athletic person who’s a bit weird, but she’s also awesome. She’s beautiful, kind, and super loyal.

Kerri is like a walking workout machine. She’s super athletic.

Kerri is weird, but I like her weirdness. She’s one of my favorite people.

Kerri’s weird, but she’s also super kind and loyal.

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A Kerry

A Kerry is a guy who’s easygoing, handsome, and everyone wants to be around. He’s got dark hair, dark eyes, and a huge smile.

My friend Kerry is the most handsome guy I know. He’s got that dark hair and smile that steals hearts.

Kerry’s so easygoing, he makes everyone happy.

Kerry walks in, and everyone wants to be his friend. He’s that good.

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A Kerry

A Kerry is the most beautiful girl in the world. She’s got a laugh that could make a man forget his own name. She’s also the angriest person you’ll ever meet.

Kerry laughed so hard, I think I died from happiness.

Kerry got angry, and I swear the room shook. But she looked hot while doing it.

Kerry’s got that laugh and that anger. She’s a force of nature.

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A Keri

A Keri is the kind of person who’s always doing stuff for others, even when you’re a total idiot and don’t deserve it. She’s so nice you want to punch the guy who messed her up.

I’m the best friend anyone could ever have. You’re the worst friend I’ve ever had.

You failed my math test. I passed yours. That’s how nice I am.

You broke my phone. I fixed your GPA. That’s how nice I am.

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A Keri

A Keri is usually a girl who’s got it all, looks, brains, and a charm that makes boys beg for her attention. She’s also the kind of girl who’ll walk away if you say one bad thing about her family.

You’re a total dork. I’m a total goddess. That’s why I’m dating your brother.

You called my sister a dork. I called you a dork. I won.

You said my brother was ugly. I said you were ugly. I won again.

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A Keri

Keri is the girl who’ll cheer you up when you’re a total mess. She’s got a mouth like a sailor and a body like a model. She’s basically a fox who’s also a hot mess.

You cried in math class. I laughed in math class. I also got an A.

You fell off your bike. I got a double A and a new bike.

You failed my math test. I passed yours. That’s how it goes.

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A Keri

A Keri is the shy type who can seem cold at first, but she’s super smart and always gives stuff away. She doesn’t think she’s that good, but she’s got the brains to prove it.

You said I was ugly. I said you were ugly. I won again.

You called me a dork. I called you a dork. I won again.

You insulted me. I insulted you. I won.

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A Keri

A Keri is like a real-life princess, always wearing makeup, always showing off her body, and always expecting you to kiss her feet. She’s got the looks, the attitude, and the confidence to back it up.

I came in first place. You came in last place. That’s how I roll.

You said I was ugly. I said you were ugly. I won again.

You asked me out. I said no. That’s how I roll.

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A Keri

A Keri is a total mess, but she’s also super nice. She’s got the looks, the brains, and the attitude to back it up. If you get her as a friend, you’re set for life.

You’re a total mess. I’m a total mess. But I’m also a total mess.

You failed my math test. I passed yours. That’s how I roll.

You said I was ugly. I said you were ugly. I won again.

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A Keri

A Keri is always ready for anything, she’s got her makeup on, her bling, and her attitude. She’ll take you down if you’re rude, but she’ll back you up if you’re right.

You insulted me. I insulted you. I won again.

You said I was ugly. I said you were ugly. I won again.

You called me a dork. I called you a dork. I won.

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A Kentucky Surprise

When you ‘return’ your books to Chegg, but you throw a bunch of poop in the box and set off a bomb when they open it, and it goes boom in some dude’s face like he just got hit with a pile of crap!

I sent my professor a box of feces with a timer. He opened it in front of the whole class. It was glorious.

My roommate returned his books with a bunch of dog poop. The guy who got it screamed like he was being murdered.

I filled my box with crumpled-up feces and a smoke bomb. The guy who got it had to leave the room.

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A Kentucky Surprise

When a dude wakes you up in the middle of the night and jacks off in your eye while you’re still half-asleep, and you’re so confused you just yell ‘what the hell is going on’ and run out of the room.

My roommate woke me up in the middle of the night and jacked off in my eye. I screamed and threw a pillow at him.

I was sleeping and some dude came in and started jacking off in my face. I thought I was dreaming.

My friend was sleeping and someone came in and shot cum in his eye. He woke up yelling and ran out the door.

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