A glarner

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When you ditch your friends for a night to smoke weed and eat pizza on the couch like a king.
I'm not coming to the party. I'm getting high and eating pizza like a boss.
Why would I go out when I can just chill and eat snacks at home?
You all can have the fun. I'll be here with my snacks and my smoke.
2
Choosing to ignore your friends so you can get high and forget about life for a while.
I'm not coming. I need my weed and my peace.
You all can have the party. I'll be here with my smoke and my silence.
I'm staying home. You all can have the chaos.
3
When you ignore your friends to get high and eat snacks on the couch like you're rich.
I'm not coming. I'm eating pizza and getting high like I own the place.
You can have the fun. I'll be here with my snacks and my smoke.
I'm staying home. You all can have the noise.
4
When you ignore your friends so you can smoke weed and eat snacks on the couch like you're a legend.
I'm not coming. I'm eating snacks and smoking like I'm a legend.
You all can have the party. I'll be here with my smoke and my snacks.
I'm staying home. You can have the mess.
5
When you skip your friends for a night so you can get high and eat snacks like it's your birthday.
I'm not coming. I'm getting high and eating snacks like it's my birthday.
You all can have the party. I'll be here with my snacks and my smoke.
I'm staying home. You can have the noise.
6
When you ditch your friends to get high and eat snacks on the couch like you're a god.
I'm not coming. I'm getting high and eating snacks like a god.
You all can have the fun. I'll be here with my smoke and my snacks.
I'm staying home. You can have the chaos.
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