A girl's like a fridge, once a week you should stalk it.
A girl is like a fridge, you need to check it once a week, or else you’ll be left with nothing but awkward conversations and bad decisions.
I checked her fridge once a week and got a date. He checked hers once a month and got a divorce.
She said I was like a fridge, but I’m more like a trash can. I don’t check, I just throw things out.
He stalked her once a week and got a girlfriend. I stalked her once a month and got a headache.