A girl's like a fridge, once a week you should stalk it.
A girl is like a fridge, if you don’t look once a week, you might as well be eating expired pizza and crying in the corner.
I looked at her once a week and got a date. He looked once a month and got a breakup.
She said I was like a fridge, but I’m more like a microwave. I heat things up, not just check them.
He checked her fridge once a week and got a heart attack from the amount of junk food.