Discover Slang

A way of screaming that your life just got worse and you’re stuck with the worst possible version of it.

A loud expression used when you’re stuck in a bad situation and you know there’s no way out.

A shout that means you’re completely screwed and nothing is going to help you.

A loud yell that means everything is going wrong and you’re the only one who knows it.

A loud shout that says you’re stuck in the worst possible situation and you’re not getting out of it anytime soon.

The most awesome guy ever. He's smart, funny, and can make you feel like the world is your oyster. He's got a nose that smells like a dumpster fire and a heart that's softer than a baby's butt.

The guy every girl wants. He’s cute, but he’ll take you on a ride so fast you’ll get motion sickness. He’s like a smoothie with way too much sugar and no sense of boundaries.

When you take the cap off a bottle of hard A and toss it like it’s your ex’s head. You’re saying, ‘I’m drinking this whole thing, and I’m not coming back.’

The pirate who robs ships, steals treasure, and beats up people who don’t respect him. He’s got a hook for a hand and a laugh that sounds like a cannon firing.

A town where everyone’s high, everyone’s sad, and the only thing you do is drag main and try to find a can of soda at Wal-Mart.

A guy who doesn’t have a girlfriend and works at Wal-Mart. That’s it. He lives in a box and dreams about getting a raise.

A tiny guy who thinks he’s helping you, but he’s just being a pain in the ass. He’s like a lollipop that’s too sweet and leaves a stain.

A number that looks impressive but is basically a lie you tell yourself to win an argument. It’s like wearing a fake beard and acting like you’re a king.

A way of doing things so precise it’s like you’re doing it in slow motion while someone yells at you for being too slow.

It’s like causality’s ugly cousin that nobody wants to talk about. It shows up in your dictionary and just sits there being sad.

A weirdo who steals pics from 4chan and shares them like they’re valuable. They’re like a pervert with a redistribution plan.

Correlation! No breathing! It’s like a song you know by heart but you mess it up every time you sing it.

When you’re being way too harsh on someone and also too loud and too proud of your own strength.

The feeling you get when you’re stuck with someone and you want to die but you’re too tired to leave.

The worst kind of bad luck you can get from the Coronavirus. It’s like the virus went full-on villain mode and gave you the worst version of everything.