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A number that looks impressive but is basically a lie you tell yourself to win an argument. It’s like wearing a fake beard and acting like you’re a king.
I got a 99% on the test! I’m smarter than you!
That stat says 90% of people fail! So I’m in the 10%!
You think that number means something? It’s just a number!
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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A way of doing things so precise it’s like you’re doing it in slow motion while someone yells at you for being too slow.
This process is so strict, it’s like being in a prison of organization.
You gotta follow every single step or you’re dead.
It’s like doing a dance and someone’s watching you every move.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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It’s like causality’s ugly cousin that nobody wants to talk about. It shows up in your dictionary and just sits there being sad.
Correlation is like the friend who shows up at your party but doesn’t know anyone.
It’s like when you think two things are connected, but they aren’t really.
The dictionary ignored it and it cried in a corner.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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A weirdo who steals pics from 4chan and shares them like they’re valuable. They’re like a pervert with a redistribution plan.
He took a pic of a cat wearing sunglasses and called it art.
She shared a meme from 4chan and said it was genius.
He stole a pic of a hot dog and called it a masterpiece.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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Correlation! No breathing! It’s like a song you know by heart but you mess it up every time you sing it.
Correlation! No breathing! I got it wrong again!
Correlation! No breathing! Why does it always sound like I’m screaming?
Correlation! No breathing! I can’t even remember the lyrics anymore.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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When you’re being way too harsh on someone and also too loud and too proud of your own strength.
You yelled at me for 10 minutes and called me a loser!
You pushed me and said I was weak!
You screamed at me and then said you were right.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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The feeling you get when you’re stuck with someone and you want to die but you’re too tired to leave.
I hate my roommate! I want to move out now!
This person is so annoying, I wish I was dead.
I can’t stand being with them anymore!
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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