A Cortez
The pirate who robs ships, steals treasure, and beats up people who don’t respect him. He’s got a hook for a hand and a laugh that sounds like a cannon firing.
He told me he robbed a ship and it was just a Walmart.
He said his hook was made from a sword and a piece of a broken heart.
He texted me, ‘I’m coming for you, and I bring pirates.’