A Cortez
When you take the cap off a bottle of hard A and toss it like it’s your ex’s head. You’re saying, ‘I’m drinking this whole thing, and I’m not coming back.’
He threw the cap at a pigeon and said, ‘You’re the only one who’ll ever get this.’
He drank the whole bottle in one go and passed out on the floor.
He texted me, ‘I’m drinking this and I’m not coming back.’