Discover Slang

A Trimble Tattoo
A tattoo that screams, 'I was high and stupid.' It’s like a permanent middle finger from your younger self.
I got a tattoo of a burger and now it’s all I think about. My life is ruined.
My sister got a tattoo of a cat and now it follows her everywhere. She’s cursed.
I got a tattoo of my phone number and now I can’t escape it. My skin is my prison.
A Trimble Tattoo
A tattoo that’s like a bad relationship. You thought it was cool at first, but now it just makes you want to rip your skin off.
I got a tattoo of a rose and now it’s just a reminder of my bad choices. I hate it.
My brother got a tattoo of a skull and now he’s obsessed with death. He’s creepy.
I got a tattoo of my ex’s name and now I’m stuck with it. My life is a mess.
A Tril
A fancy way of saying 'I love you a trillion' like you're rich and your love is worth a whole lot of cash.
'I love you a tril', like you're giving me a diamond necklace for a text.
'A tril', because regular love is too basic for you.
My ex said 'a tril' and I thought he was proposing.
A Tril
A short way to talk about a program called Trillian. It’s like the older sibling of all chat apps.
'I use Trillian, not a tril', because he's too cool for basic apps.
'Tril is just Trillian in a sneaker.', said the guy who uses a flip phone.
Trillian is like the OG of chats, and a tril is just a shortcut for that.
A Tril
A tril is when you say 'I love you a trillion' like you're rich and your love is worth a lot.
'I love you a tril', because you’re rich and your love is worth a lot.
'A tril', I’m not just in love, I’m in love with a bank account.
My crush said 'a tril' and I thought he was rich.
A Tril
Afrikaans for thick dick. It’s not just big, it’s like a billboard.
'He’s got a tril', like his cock is on a billboard.
'That guy’s got a tril', I’m not even looking at him.
My dad said 'a tril' and I knew he was bragging.
A Tril
A guy named Tae Riley who’s super fine, has amazing eyelashes, and a smile that could win a beauty pageant. He’s also friends with the Sturniolo Triplets and is a legend in the fandom.
'Tril is the best rapper ever', like he’s the king of the fandom.
'Tril’s eyelashes are flawless', I’ve seen them in person.
He’s friends with the triplets, that’s a flex.
A Tril
A really long, drawn-out 'oh' that sounds like you're disappointed and tired all at once.
'Ohhh', like you just got told you failed a test.
'Ohhh', said the person who just saw their crush with someone else.
He said 'ohhh' and I knew he was sad.
A Tril
A Black person who does bad things like steal, lie, and make everyone else look good.
'That guy is a tril', he stole my lunch money.
'She’s a tril', she lied to the whole class.
He’s a tril, he’s the reason I failed math.
A Trickey
A Trickey is the god of comedy who looks like he got hit by a bus and still laughed through the pain.
I saw A Trickey in the mirror and I cried.
My dad says he’s the god of comedy but he’s just a sad man with a loud laugh.
My teacher called me A Trickey because I made a joke about her bald spot.
A Trickey
Jonathan is the guy who’ll save your life but then forget to text you back.
Jonathan told me he’d bring pizza but showed up with chips and a bad attitude.
He asked me out and then spent the whole date talking about his dog.
He’s cute but he’s also a bit of a coward when he’s with other guys.
A Trickey
James is a rich bastard who wanks off cats and thinks he’s the king of the world.
James tried to wank off a cat and it hissed at him like it was insulted.
He had sex in an old house and it collapsed on top of him.
He rode a motorbike to get a girl and she turned out to be his cousin.
A Trickey
A Trickey is when you play poker and you’re so stupid you forget to buy in and then you lose.
I went all in and forgot to buy in and lost everything.
My friend played like a fool and lost all his chips in one go.
I was too busy laughing at my own jokes to notice I was out.
A Tricia Elders
A stupid cow who talks too much and steals your man. She thinks she's fancy just because she lived in the Butlers for a while.
'I didn't know you were dating him until she showed up at my house wearing his shirt.'
'She told me she was gonna break us up if I didn't start dating her.'
'She tried to convince my dad she was rich so he'd let her stay in the Butlers.'
A Tricia Elders
A brainless mess who talks nonstop and always takes your guy. She thinks she's special because she lived in the Butlers for a bit.
'She told me she'd ruin my life if I didn't start dating her.'
'She tried to take my guy in front of his mom.'
'She bragged about the Butlers like it was a big deal.'
A Tricia Elders
A stupid, chatty thief who always takes your man. She thinks she's important just because she was in the Butlers for a little while.
'She called me a nobody and said she was better than me.'
'She tried to make my guy feel bad about me.'
'She said she was gonna move in with him if I didn't start dating her.'
A Treebeard
A giant tree creature from a fantasy book that talks like a sleepy old man with a brain full of mush and a mouth full of dirt.
"I am an Ent," he said, like he just woke up from a 200-year nap.
He took down a whole army because he was mad about his garden being trampled.
He moved slower than a snail on a Sunday morning, but he kicked ass when he got angry.
A Treebeard
When you give head to a 40-year-old man who looks like he rolled in a moss patch, hasn’t shaved since the Stone Age, and dyed his pubes green after a marathon that probably killed him.
He smelled like a wet sock and a forest fire.
He ran a marathon, then got green pubes and asked for head.
He looked like he came out of a cave and had a bad day.
A Treebeard
Texting one word at a time with the patience of a dying turtle, like you’re trying to communicate with a giant tree that’s been sitting there for centuries.
"Hi.", 2 minutes later, "How are you?", 5 minutes later, "Okay."
He took 10 minutes to say, "I’m fine."
She typed "Hello" and it took longer than a football game.
A Treebeard
When someone takes 10 minutes to write less than 30 characters on social media, like they're trying to type with a broken keyboard and a brain made of molasses.
He took 10 minutes to write, "I’m bored."
She posted, "Hello," and it took longer than a movie.
He took 15 minutes to write, "Hi.", and it was a slow, dramatic "Hi."
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