Discover Slang

A slink
A word that’s like a middle finger with a dance move. It means you're weak, you're ugly, and you're probably wearing the same shirt from last week.
He called me a slink and I called him a meatball.
She slinked into the room like she owned it, and she probably did.
They said I slinked like a worm, and I said they slinked like a worm with a bad haircut.
A slink
When you leave someone’s house at 6 a. m. like you’re running from the cops and you just had sex with them.
He slinked out of her house like he was running from a pizza delivery guy.
She left her boyfriend’s house at 6 a. m. and looked like she had a hangover and a regret.
He slinked out of the room like he’d been caught eating the last slice of pizza.
A slink
When you move from friend to friend like you're a snack and you're trying to avoid getting eaten.
He slinked from one friend to the next like he was a snack on the run.
She moved from friend to friend like she was a worm in a candy bar.
He slinked around like he was trying to escape a group chat.
A slink
When you walk like a creep with a hood on and eyes that look like they’re trying to see through your soul.
He slinked into the room like he was a ghost with a grudge.
She walked in like she was trying to scare the entire school.
He slinked past me like he was hiding from his mom.
A slink
A word that describes skinny white guy legs that look like they’ve been through a fire and a fight.
His legs looked like they’d been through a fire and a fight.
She called him a slink and he looked like he’d been run over by a bus.
He had slink legs like he’d been burned by a laser and a pizza.
A slippy Joe
You're the guy who parties so hard you end up sleeping in the alley with a bunch of drunks and then drag a grandma to the middle of a flaming dance floor just to make a fool out of yourself and everyone else
I partied so hard last night I woke up in a trash can and had to dance with a lady who looked like she had a face full of glitter
I tried to dance with a grandma in the middle of a burning club and got a burn on my face
I kissed a picture of Justin Bieber in front of a crowd and got yelled at by the lunch lady
A slippy Joe
He's the guy who's trying to stay steady while the lunch lady goes nuts, spilling soup everywhere and screaming about her ex
He was trying to balance a tray of soup while she screamed about her ex and spilled it all over him
He tried to hold on while she danced around like a maniac and dropped a whole sandwich on his head
He was trying to stay calm while she yelled at him and threw a meatball at his face
A slim shady
Slim Shady is the evil, crazy, drug-fueled, pervert version of Eminem. He’s the one who makes Em do all the bad stuff.
Slim Shady just texted me: 'I’m gonna eat your mom and your dog.'
He’s the reason Em raps about killing babies.
Slim Shady said he’s gonna rape my sister and my dog.
A slim shady
The best rapper alive, but also the worst person you could ever meet. He’d fuck you and your mom and laugh about it.
Slim Shady said, 'I’m gonna fuck your mom and your dog.'
He texted me: 'You’re gonna run from me forever.'
He said, 'I’m the best rapper, and I’m gonna fuck you and your mom.'
A slim shady
Slim Shady is the evil twin of Eminem. He’s the reason Em’s life is a mess, and he blames him for everything bad.
Slim Shady texted me: 'I’m the reason Em’s life is a disaster.'
He said, 'I’m the evil twin and I blame him for everything bad.'
He told me, 'I make Em’s life a mess and I blame him for it all.'
A slim shady
Slim Shady is the funny, perverted side of Eminem. He’s the one who made him famous and still causes chaos.
He texted me: 'I’m the pervert side of Em and I made him famous.'
He said, 'I cause chaos and I made Em famous.'
He told me, 'I’m the funny, pervert side of Eminem.'
A slim shady
Slim Shady is the best rapper, but you should run from him until he turns back into Eminem.
He texted me: 'I’m the best rapper, and I’m gonna fuck you.'
He said, 'You should run from me until I turn back into Em.'
He told me, 'I’m the best rapper, and I’m gonna rape your mom.'
A slim shady
Slim Shady is the evil side of Eminem. He’s the one who makes all the bad stuff happen.
He texted me: 'I’m the evil side of Em and I make all the bad stuff happen.'
He said, 'I’m the one who makes Em do all the bad stuff.'
He told me, 'I’m the evil side of Eminem and I cause all the chaos.'
A slim shady
The Slim Shady in YOU is the dark, evil part of you. The Eminem in YOU is the good, sane part of you.
He texted me: 'The dark part of you is Slim Shady, the good part is Em.'
He said, 'Your dark side is Slim Shady, your good side is Eminem.'
He told me, 'The evil part of you is Slim Shady, the good part is Em.'
A sleepest
A total human disaster who only thinks about themselves and doesn't care if you die from a bad tweet.
My cousin is a sleepest. He didn't even send me a gift when I got stabbed by a toaster.
My mom is a sleepest. She left me in the middle of a zombie apocalypse to go watch cat videos.
My teacher is a sleepest. She failed me for talking too much, but she got promoted for being loud.
A sleepest
A person who would let the world end just to avoid doing their homework.
My friend is a sleepest. He let the sun go dark just to sleep through math class.
My brother is a sleepest. He didn't help me move my couch, but he helped his dog move his treats.
My neighbor is a sleepest. She let the house burn down just to avoid answering the door.
A sleepest
A human who acts like they're the only person on the planet and would rather die than help you.
My dad is a sleepest. He didn't help me when I broke my leg, but he helped his goldfish when it got lost.
My sister is a sleepest. She wouldn't even help me when I was trapped in a closet, but she texted me 20 times about her hair.
My boss is a sleepest. He let the whole office fall apart just to avoid giving me a raise.
A sleepest
A person who only cares about themselves and would let you rot in a ditch just to get their own way.
My best friend is a sleepest. He let me fail my test just so he could eat pizza.
My pet is a sleepest. He didn't help me when I was stuck on the roof, but he ate all my chips.
My grandma is a sleepest. She left me in the middle of a hurricane just to watch her soap opera.
A sleepest
A human who would rather explode than help you and acts like they're the only person who matters.
My friend is a sleepest. He let me get eaten by a bear just so he could play video games.
My brother is a sleepest. He didn't help me when I was stuck in the toilet, but he helped his goldfish get a new tank.
My teacher is a sleepest. She let me fail just to get a raise.
A slice of grandma's birthday cake
a piece of cake so good it makes your teeth ache and your soul scream
I ate a slice of grandma's birthday cake and my teeth are still yelling at me.
That cake was like a slap in the face with frosting.
I tried to eat grandma's cake and my soul was like, 'what did you do to me?'
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