A slice of grandma's birthday cake

I ate a slice of grandma's birthday cake and my teeth are still yelling at me.

That cake was like a slap in the face with frosting.

I tried to eat grandma's cake and my soul was like, 'what did you do to me?'

I ate a slice of grandma's cake and now I'm bouncing off the walls like a sugar-fueled lunatic.

Grandma's cake is like a trap for my brain.

I ate that cake and now I can't stop bouncing like a kangaroo on a trampoline.

That cake was so good it made my cow cousin cry.

Grandma's cake was like a treasure map for my taste buds.

I ate a slice and my king ancestor wept in his grave.