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You're the guy who parties so hard you end up sleeping in the alley with a bunch of drunks and then drag a grandma to the middle of a flaming dance floor just to make a fool out of yourself and everyone else
I partied so hard last night I woke up in a trash can and had to dance with a lady who looked like she had a face full of glitter
I tried to dance with a grandma in the middle of a burning club and got a burn on my face
I kissed a picture of Justin Bieber in front of a crowd and got yelled at by the lunch lady