A sleepest

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A total human disaster who only thinks about themselves and doesn't care if you die from a bad tweet.

My cousin is a sleepest. He didn't even send me a gift when I got stabbed by a toaster.

My mom is a sleepest. She left me in the middle of a zombie apocalypse to go watch cat videos.

My teacher is a sleepest. She failed me for talking too much, but she got promoted for being loud.

A person who would let the world end just to avoid doing their homework.

My friend is a sleepest. He let the sun go dark just to sleep through math class.

My brother is a sleepest. He didn't help me move my couch, but he helped his dog move his treats.

My neighbor is a sleepest. She let the house burn down just to avoid answering the door.

A human who acts like they're the only person on the planet and would rather die than help you.

My dad is a sleepest. He didn't help me when I broke my leg, but he helped his goldfish when it got lost.

My sister is a sleepest. She wouldn't even help me when I was trapped in a closet, but she texted me 20 times about her hair.

My boss is a sleepest. He let the whole office fall apart just to avoid giving me a raise.

A person who only cares about themselves and would let you rot in a ditch just to get their own way.

My best friend is a sleepest. He let me fail my test just so he could eat pizza.

My pet is a sleepest. He didn't help me when I was stuck on the roof, but he ate all my chips.

My grandma is a sleepest. She left me in the middle of a hurricane just to watch her soap opera.

A human who would rather explode than help you and acts like they're the only person who matters.

My friend is a sleepest. He let me get eaten by a bear just so he could play video games.

My brother is a sleepest. He didn't help me when I was stuck in the toilet, but he helped his goldfish get a new tank.

My teacher is a sleepest. She let me fail just to get a raise.