A Cortez
The most awesome guy ever. He's smart, funny, and can make you feel like the world is your oyster. He's got a nose that smells like a dumpster fire and a heart that's softer than a baby's butt.
A Cortez walked into the room and the whole class shut up.
He texted me a meme of a cat wearing sunglasses and I laughed so hard I cried.
He cried when his mom got a tattoo of a flamingo.