A glad

A glad is a guy who thinks he’s slick by roasting girls, but ends up getting roasted back in front of everyone on social media. His only fan is his mom, and everyone else thinks he’s a creepy little f***-up.

A glad is when you’re so happy you could kiss a f***ing wall. It’s also when you’re so turned on you could punch a f***ing wall.

A glad is a dumb word made by a dumb man who thinks he’s a genius. It’s like a mix of thankful and glad, but no one knows for sure because he’s a total f***ing idiot.

A glad is when you’re so happy you could f***ing sing. It’s like being thankful and joyous all at once, but with more f***ing sass.

A glad is when a man’s brain f***ing explodes after he finishes what he was doing. It’s the high of being done and the low of being too f***ing tired to do anything else.

A glad is when you’re so f***ing weird you could be a witch. You’re the kind of person who talks to spiders and thinks they’re your best friends, even if they’re f***ing annoying.

A glad is when you shake someone’s hand, but it’s like you just signed your f***ing life away. It’s the kind of handshake that makes you think your future is f***ed.