A girl's like a fridge, once a week you should stalk it.
A girl is like a fridge, you gotta check it once a week or you’ll miss the goods. And if you’re not checking, you’re probably not getting any.
I checked her fridge on Friday and got a sandwich. On Saturday I got nothing but regret.
He stalked her all week just to find out she was dating his ex.
She said I was like a fridge, but I’m more like a freezer. I don’t just check, I freeze.