Discover Slang

K-mart girls are the easiest bitches you’ll ever meet. They’ll let you touch them in the store like it’s a holiday.

These K-mart girls are so cheap they’ll give you a blowie for a discount.

You don’t need to be smart to get lucky with K-mart girls. Just show up and expect the worst.

If something good comes easy, it probably will get ruined or stolen by someone who thinks they’re clever.

You show up ready to get busy, but there’s a used condom in the trash like it’s trying to tell you something.

A person who’s chill and doesn’t flip out when you say stupid stuff or make a mess.

A person who’s always happy and never seems to get annoyed or stressed out.

People who put 'easy' in their ads to hide the fact they might be slightly unhinged.

A person who’s easy to hang out with, usually a stoner or someone who likes to smoke weed.

A traveler who doesn’t waste time and just jumps into a trip without thinking twice.

Clothes you can slide into like a lazy person on a couch who also wants to take a dump.

Pants so simple you could wear them while also doing something else, like eating a whole pizza.

The only pants you need if you're too lazy to think and also too proud to fail.

Pants that are so simple, even your dog could put them on if it wanted to.

Pants that let you look cool even if you’re just sitting on the couch like a fat slob.

The only pants you need if you’re too lazy to do anything else, including your homework.

Work that’s so simple it makes you want to punch the person who said it; 15% smugness, 35% grit, and 50% actual effort that no one sees.

Work so simple it’s like being handed a pizza instead of a math test; 15% ego, 35% hustle, and 50% actual work no one sees.

A guy who gets hard as a rock from the tiniest bit of junk in the pants.

A man who gets a boner faster than a kid at a candy store.