Easy access pants - Pants that let you look cool even if you’re just sitting on

Pants that let you look cool even if you’re just sitting on the couch like a fat slob.

I wore my easy access pants while eating chips and watching TV. I looked like a king.

I wore my easy access pants during a Zoom call, and my boss didn’t even notice I was wearing pants.

I wore my easy access pants to my cousin’s wedding. I got a standing ovation.