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A guy who gets hard as a rock from the tiniest bit of junk in the pants.
He got an erection from me whispering in his ear during math class.
He came back from the bathroom and had a full-blown hard-on from a single text.
He saw a hot dog and had a full-blown erection.
by Slangipedia 14d ago
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A man who gets a boner faster than a kid at a candy store.
He got a boner from me saying I had a crush on his brother.
He got a boner from me looking at him for 3 seconds.
He had a full-blown erection from me asking for help with algebra.
by Slangipedia 14d ago
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A guy who gets a stiffy from the smallest bit of junk.
He got a stiffy from me walking by him in the hallway.
He got a stiffy from me giving him a high-five.
He had a full-blown stiffy from me saying I liked his shoes.
by Slangipedia 14d ago
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A man who gets a boner from the smallest bit of junk in the pants.
He got a boner from me saying I had a crush on his dog.
He had a full-blown boner from me eating a taco.
He got a boner from me looking at him in the eye.
by Slangipedia 14d ago
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A guy who gets a hard-on from the smallest bit of junk.
He got a hard-on from me saying I had a crush on his brother.
He had a full-blown hard-on from me giving him a compliment.
He got a hard-on from me looking at him in the hallway.
by Slangipedia 14d ago
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A man who gets a boner from the smallest bit of junk.
He got a boner from me saying I had a crush on his dog.
He had a full-blown boner from me giving him a high-five.
He got a boner from me looking at him for 3 seconds.
by Slangipedia 14d ago
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