Easy Wood
A guy who gets a stiffy from the smallest bit of junk.
He got a stiffy from me walking by him in the hallway.
He got a stiffy from me giving him a high-five.
He had a full-blown stiffy from me saying I liked his shoes.
Discover Slang
Easy Wood
A man who gets a boner from the smallest bit of junk in the pants.
He got a boner from me saying I had a crush on his dog.
He had a full-blown boner from me eating a taco.
He got a boner from me looking at him in the eye.
Easy Wood
A guy who gets a hard-on from the smallest bit of junk.
He got a hard-on from me saying I had a crush on his brother.
He had a full-blown hard-on from me giving him a compliment.
He got a hard-on from me looking at him in the hallway.
Easy Wood
A man who gets a boner from the smallest bit of junk.
He got a boner from me saying I had a crush on his dog.
He had a full-blown boner from me giving him a high-five.
He got a boner from me looking at him for 3 seconds.
Easy Up Son
A stupid thing a North Dakota kid says way too much. It's the only thing he knows how to say when he's trying to sound cool.
Easy up son, I just ate a whole pizza.
Easy up son, I'm not even mad.
Easy up son, I'm still breathing.
Easy Up Son
A phrase that a dumb North Dakota kid uses to try and look tough. It doesn't work and he knows it.
Easy up son, I just got a D on my math test.
Easy up son, I don't even know what that means.
Easy up son, I'm still wearing my pajamas.
Easy Up Son
A phrase that a lazy North Dakota kid uses way too much. It's like his personal theme song.
Easy up son, I just spilled my cereal.
Easy up son, I'm still in my bed.
Easy up son, I just woke up.
Easy Up Son
A phrase a brain-dead North Dakota kid says when he's trying to be cool but it's just sad.
Easy up son, I just got kicked out of class.
Easy up son, I just cried.
Easy up son, I just fell down.
Easy Three Series
Rich but broke people who drive 3 series BMWs and think they’re kings of the road. They honk at you like you owe them money and probably live in a house that’s barely holding together.
I saw a 3 series driver honk at me for 2 minutes because I cut them off. I was just trying to get to work.
My neighbor drives a 3 series and thinks he’s the best thing since sliced bread. He even talks to his car.
My cousin’s 3 series has more stickers than a kid’s backpack.
Easy Three Series
People who think their 3 series BMW is the only car that matters. They yell at you like you’re a kid who forgot their homework and probably have a 7 series but are too cheap to buy it.
My coworker’s 3 series is so loud it sounds like a garbage truck. He thinks it’s cool.
I got yelled at by a 3 series driver for not waving. I was just trying to live my life.
My mom’s 3 series has so much junk in it, it looks like a storage unit.
Easy Three Series
People who drive 3 series BMWs and act like they’re millionaires. They think they’re special and will probably end up in a ditch because they can’t afford a proper car.
I saw a 3 series driver try to park in a handicapped spot. They looked like they had no idea what that meant.
My friend’s 3 series has a hole in the floor. He still thinks it’s a status symbol.
My brother’s 3 series is so old, it has more rust than a pirate’s ship.
Easy Target
A player in COD who acts like a brain-dead moron. They run out in the open like a lost chicken, stand there like a idiot, and get shot like a sack of potatoes. They’re a walking kill feed.
That guy in the lobby ran out in the open like he was trying to die.
He got sniped before he even saw the enemy.
He stood there like a idiot while I headshot him three times.
Easy Target
A kid in the school who gets shot by the principal like it’s a normal day. They’re the reason the school gets a new paint job every year.
He walked into the hallway like he had no idea what was coming.
He got shot before he even pulled out his phone.
He was the reason the school got a new paint job.
Easy Target
A person who lets everyone walk all over them. They’re like a doormat with a brain fart. They’re too scared to speak up and just take every insult like it’s a compliment.
He let the whole class make fun of him like he was a doormat.
He took every insult like it was a compliment.
He was too scared to even say anything when they called him a chicken.
Easy Talker
Fake hope, making you think everything is simple when it's actually a mess.
He said he'd fix the problem in 5 minutes. Now it's been 5 days and we're still stuck.
She promised the moon and a sandwich, but now she's hiding in the closet.
He said it'd be easy. Now I'm crying in a DM with a broken phone.
Easy Talker
Talking trash and making you believe it, even when it's total nonsense.
He said he'd beat the boss. Now the boss is laughing at him.
She told me I'd be rich by Friday. Now I'm broke and she's eating my lunch.
He promised a vacation. Now I'm stuck in a hotel with a leaky toilet.
Easy Talker
Making you think you're the best, even when you're the worst at everything.
He said I was a rockstar. Now I'm singing in the shower with a broken voice.
She told me I'd win the game. Now I'm the last one standing and I'm crying.
He said I was a legend. Now I'm the guy who lost his keys and his mind.
Easy Tacos
Something so easy it makes you want to punch your mom for not giving you extra snacks.
My math test was easy tacos. I finished it in 5 minutes and still had time to eat my lunch.
This game is easy tacos. I beat my brother without even trying.
My mom said the chores were easy tacos. I did them and then watched Netflix.
Easy Tacos
So simple it’s like your brain took a nap and still finished your homework.
This assignment was easy tacos. I did it before I even woke up.
The pizza was easy tacos. I just ate it and forgot I was hungry.
My brother said the project was easy tacos. He finished it and went to sleep.
Easy Tacos
So easy it's like your brain got a gold star and a free soda.
This quiz was easy tacos. I did it while eating my breakfast.
My mom said the cleaning was easy tacos. I did it and still had time to play video games.
The test was easy tacos. I finished it and went to the park.