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Easy Tacos

So simple it's like your brain got a promotion and a raise.

This test was easy tacos. I finished it and still had time to eat my snack.

My brother said the homework was easy tacos. He did it and still had time to watch TV.

This game was easy tacos. I beat my mom and still had time to eat cake.

by Slangipedia 16d ago

Easy Tacos

So easy it's like your brain got a free pass and a coupon for tacos.

This assignment was easy tacos. I did it in 10 minutes and still had time to watch a show.

My mom said the chores were easy tacos. I did them and still had time to play with my dog.

This test was easy tacos. I finished it and still had time to eat my lunch.

by Slangipedia 16d ago

Easy Stevie

A rectum so loose it’s like a soggy taco shell. Anything goes in with no fight.

I tried to stuff a whole pizza in Easy Stevie and it just slid in like it was happy to be there.

He put a sock in Easy Stevie and it came out looking like it had a party.

I tried to push a pencil in and it just went in like it was invited.

by Slangipedia 16d ago

Easy Stevie

A butthole so weak it lets anything in like it’s doing a favor.

I tried to shove a banana in and it just slid in like it was going on vacation.

Easy Stevie let a whole sandwich through without even asking questions.

I put a pen in and it just disappeared like it was never there.

by Slangipedia 16d ago

Easy Stevie

A rectum so lazy it lets anything in like it’s too tired to fight back.

I tried to push a whole bag of chips in and it just let it in like it didn’t care.

He put a shoe in and it came out looking like it had a good time.

I tried to put a ruler in and it just went in like it was on a break.

by Slangipedia 16d ago

Easy Stevie

A butthole so soft it lets anything in like it’s giving it a hug.

I tried to shove a whole pizza in and it just went in like it was getting a massage.

He put a pen in and it came out like it had a great time.

I tried to push a shoe in and it just went in like it was welcomed.

by Slangipedia 16d ago

Easy Stevie

A rectum so open it lets anything in like it’s doing a favor.

I tried to put a whole sandwich in and it just went in like it was happy to see it.

He tried to push a pen in and it just slid in like it was invited.

I tried to put a ruler in and it just went in like it was on a holiday.

by Slangipedia 16d ago

Easy Stevie

A butthole so loose it lets anything in like it doesn’t even care.

I tried to push a whole bag of chips in and it just went in like it was going on a trip.

He tried to put a shoe in and it just went in like it was having fun.

I tried to shove a pencil in and it just went in like it was tired of fighting.

by Slangipedia 16d ago

Easy Steps to Avoid Pro-Lifers

Don’t even think about having sex. If you do, you’re a dead man walking.

My mom found out I had a crush on the mailman. I’m moving to Alaska.

He said he’d never touch another woman again. He’s in a convent now.

She texted me: 'If you have one more kid, I’m burning the house down.'

by Slangipedia 16d ago

Easy Steps to Avoid Pro-Lifers

Wear a condom like it’s your last day on Earth. Birth control? That’s for people who can’t count.

I used the shot and now I look like a raccoon. I’m not even sure what I did wrong.

My sister took the pill and forgot to take it. Now she’s having a kid in July.

He said, 'I took the pill, and now I’m in the hospital. What even is life?'

by Slangipedia 16d ago

Easy Steps to Avoid Pro-Lifers

When you have the kid, just drop it off like it’s a bad pizza. No questions. No feelings.

She left her kid at the adoption center. The kid cried. She texted me: 'I miss him.'

He dropped his kid off at the church. The priest said, 'This kid’s gonna be trouble.'

They left the baby on the doorstep. The neighbors called the cops. It was a baby. They didn’t know what to do.

by Slangipedia 16d ago

Easy Squeezee Hee Hee

A guy walking like he’s got a cock or a stick up his butt. He’s squeezing his cheeks like he’s trying to hold it in, but he’s too clueless to know everyone’s laughing at him. He might even let out a stupid "hee hee" while he’s at it.

My cousin walks like he’s got a chicken leg up his ass and laughs like he’s won the lottery.

At the mall, this guy walked past me like he was trying to keep a sausage in his pants.

My neighbor walks like he’s got a broom up his butt and giggles like he’s on a sugar high.

by Slangipedia 16d ago

Easy Squeezee Hee Hee

A dude who walks like he’s got a cock or a pole up his butt. He’s squeezing his cheeks like he’s trying to keep it from falling out. He might even laugh like a fool while he’s doing it.

That guy at the gym walks like he’s got a hot dog up his pants and cackles like he’s the king of the world.

My dad walks like he’s got a stick up his butt and giggles like he’s been drinking all day.

This kid at school walks like he’s got a cock up his pants and laughs like he’s on a sugar high.

by Slangipedia 16d ago

Easy Squeezee Hee Hee

A man who walks like he’s got a cock or a stick up his butt. He’s squeezing his ass like it’s trying to escape, and he might even laugh like an idiot while he’s doing it.

My uncle walks like he’s got a cock up his butt and laughs like he’s the funniest man alive.

That guy at the bus stop walks like he’s got a pole up his butt and cackles like he’s been paid to laugh.

My friend walks like he’s got a stick up his pants and giggles like he’s been tickled.

by Slangipedia 16d ago

Easy Snack-cess

When your snacks are so close you can almost taste them through the wall and your brain is already in snack mode.

I saw the bag of chips and my stomach screamed.

My snack was right there and I still had to ask for it.

I had the snack in my hand and my brain said 'why?'

by Slangipedia 16d ago

Easy Snack-cess

When your snacks are so easy to get you feel like the snack gods are giving you a free pass.

I walked three steps and got my snack. It felt like a win.

My snack was on the table and I didn't even have to move.

I got my snack and my brain said 'this is too easy.'

by Slangipedia 16d ago

Easy Snack-cess

When your snacks are so close you think you're already eating them and you're just pretending to be normal.

I saw my snack and I pretended I wasn't hungry.

I walked past my snack and said 'not today.'

I had the snack in my hand and I still said 'no thanks.'

by Slangipedia 16d ago

Easy Snack-cess

When your snacks are so easy to get you think you're the snack king or queen and everyone else is just sad.

I got my snack and I said 'I'm the snack king.'

I got my snack and my friend said 'why?'

I got my snack and I didn't even have to ask.

by Slangipedia 16d ago

Easy Snack-cess

When your snacks are so close you feel like you're cheating and your brain is already halfway through the snack.

I saw my snack and my brain said 'I'm already eating it.'

I walked three steps and my brain said 'I'm done.'

I had the snack in my hand and my brain said 'I'm already full.'

by Slangipedia 16d ago

Easy Snack-cess

When your snacks are so easy to get you feel like you're getting a snack for free and your brain is just happy.

I got my snack and my brain said 'thank you.'

I walked three steps and my brain said 'I'm already happy.'

I had the snack and my brain said 'this is the best day ever.'

by Slangipedia 16d ago