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A guy walking like he’s got a cock or a stick up his butt. He’s squeezing his cheeks like he’s trying to hold it in, but he’s too clueless to know everyone’s laughing at him. He might even let out a stupid "hee hee" while he’s at it.
My cousin walks like he’s got a chicken leg up his ass and laughs like he’s won the lottery.
At the mall, this guy walked past me like he was trying to keep a sausage in his pants.
My neighbor walks like he’s got a broom up his butt and giggles like he’s on a sugar high.