Discover Slang

Easy Slider
A woman who’s got an STD so bad it’s like a party in her pants and she’s sleeping with everyone she sees without a condom and doesn’t care if they live to tell the tale.
She texted me, 'I'm fine, I just got 3 guys in my bed last night. Don't ask.'
He DM'd me, 'She’s got a new boyfriend and a new infection. It’s like a buffet.'
She posted, 'STDs are just my side gig. My main job is chaos.'
Easy Slider
A woman who’s got more sexual partners than a pizza delivery guy and she’s not even wearing a shirt when she does it, and she doesn’t care if they get a rash or a lifetime of shame.
She said, 'I don’t need a condom. I’ve got a lifetime supply of shame.'
He tweeted, 'She’s got more boyfriends than a nightclub on Saturday night.'
She posted, 'I don’t wear pants. I wear relationships.'
Easy Slider
A woman who’s got more sex partners than a taxi driver and she’s doing it all without a condom and she doesn’t care if they get a disease or a divorce.
She texted, 'I just got a new guy. He’s got a disease and a smile.'
He said, 'She’s got more boyfriends than my phone has notifications.'
She posted, 'I don’t need a divorce. I’ve got a disease and a new boyfriend.'
Easy Slibs
A weird snack that some Walmart workers say is hiding in the back of the store. It’s supposed to make you see colors and hear voices. Most people don’t talk about it because they’re afraid management will take it away and never let anyone see it again.
I ate an easy slib and now I think my manager is a wizard.
The night shift guy said he saw one crawling out of the freezer.
I got a slib in my lunch and now I can’t stop talking to the ceiling.
Easy Slibs
Something that makes people go from bored to obsessed in seconds. It’s like a secret message only the cool kids can read.
My coworker got obsessed with easy slibs and now he talks to the stockroom like it’s a person.
I saw a kid eat one and he started dancing to the sound of a cash register.
My mom thinks I’m crazy because I’ve been talking about easy slibs nonstop.
Easy Slammer
A human trash can. They sleep with anything that moves. Has a kid with every guy who looks at them twice.
My ex is an easy slammer. She had a kid with my brother's best friend.
That girl in the club? Easy slammer. She's pregnant again.
He's an easy slammer. He's got three kids and still doesn't know who the dad is.
Easy Slammer
A person who's too lazy to pick a man. They'll take any guy who brings a pizza.
She's an easy slammer. She married the guy who brought her a pizza.
He's an easy slammer. He's with the girl who works at the pizza place.
That easy slammer just had a kid with the delivery guy.
Easy Slammer
A woman who thinks a guy is hot just because he has a beard. They'll sleep with anyone who shaves.
That easy slammer married the guy who shaves at the barber shop.
She's an easy slammer. She had a kid with the guy who shaves her legs.
He's an easy slammer. He's with the woman who thinks he's hot because he has a beard.
Easy Slammer
A person who'll sleep with anyone who gives them a compliment. They're like a dog who'll take any treat.
That easy slammer married the guy who called her a ‘babe’ once.
She's an easy slammer. She had a kid with the guy who said she was ‘hot’ in the grocery store.
He's an easy slammer. He's with the woman who said he was ‘cute’ in the park.
Easy Slammer
A person who's so desperate for love that they'll take anyone who says ‘I love you’ once.
She's an easy slammer. She married the guy who said ‘I love you’ once in a text.
That easy slammer had a kid with the guy who said ‘I love you’ on a dating app.
He's an easy slammer. He's with the woman who said ‘I love you’ in a DM.
Easy Slammer
A person who doesn't know the meaning of ‘commitment.’ They're like a chicken who'll run with any farmer.
That easy slammer is with the guy who brought her a chicken for dinner.
She's an easy slammer. She had a kid with the guy who said he was a farmer.
He's an easy slammer. He's with the woman who thinks he's a farmer.
Easy Rider Salad The Mall
A stupid song that makes you want to punch a kid who keeps singing it in your face.
My cousin's kid was yelling Yatta! in my ear at the park. I wanted to hit him with a sandwich.
My mom played that stupid song on repeat while I was trying to do my homework. I lost my mind.
My brother's friend kept singing Yatta! at me in the car. I yelled 'Shut up or I'll throw you out!'
Easy Rider Salad The Mall
A song so bad it makes you question why anyone ever made it.
I heard Yatta! in the grocery store. I almost threw my milk carton at the person singing it.
My dog started barking at the Yatta! song like it was a threat. I don't know why.
My teacher played it during class and I nearly cried. I can't take it anymore.
Easy Rider Salad The Mall
A song that makes you feel like you're in a nightmare with a group of kids.
I was walking to school and heard Yatta! coming from a car. I ran like my life depended on it.
My neighbor's kid was singing Yatta! at the top of his lungs. I wanted to scream back at him.
I got stuck listening to Yatta! in the elevator. I thought I was going to die.
Easy Rider Rifle Rack
A stupid thing people stuck on their pickup trucks back in the 70s and 80s to show off their guns like they were proud of their bad decisions.
My grandpa had one so big it looked like he was gonna shoot the whole neighborhood.
She put a rifle rack on her truck just so people could see her ugly shotgun.
That guy had a rifle rack so big it blocked his rearview mirror and his dignity.
Easy Rider Rifle Rack
A thing on the back window of a pickup that held guns like it was a fancy display and not just a sign you had no life.
His rifle rack had three guns and a beer can. Classic.
She had a rifle rack so messy it looked like a war zone.
That rifle rack had so much dirt it looked like it had been buried in a grave.
Easy Rider Rifle Rack
A stupid attachment on a pickup window that let you show off your guns like you were a tough guy who didn't know how to clean his car.
He had a rifle rack so big it looked like it had a life of its own.
Her rifle rack had a broken gun and a dead spider. That’s how she rolls.
That guy’s rifle rack had so much dust it looked like it had been there since the beginning of time.
Easy Pop
A girl who’s so low she’ll let you touch her with a mop. She doesn’t care if you’re ugly, broke, or smell like a dead raccoon. She’ll sleep with you just to get out of her own head.
She texted me at 2 a. m. saying, 'I’ll be there in 10 minutes, don’t even shower.'
I asked her if she wanted coffee, and she said, 'I’d rather have your cum.'
She came to my house in pajamas and started making out with me on the couch.
Easy Pop
She’s the kind of girl who’ll date you just so she can say she’s got a boyfriend. She doesn’t even know your name, but she’ll still let you stick your dick in her.
She asked me if I was single, and I said no. She said, 'That’s fine, I’ll just be your fake girlfriend.'
She texted me, 'I’m tired, I’ll sleep with you, but don’t tell anyone.'
She showed up to my party and immediately started grinding on me like I was her last hope.
Easy Pop
She’s like a fast-food burger, cheap, quick, and you don’t even care if it tastes like old grease. She’ll do anything for a little attention, even if it’s just you whispering in her ear.
She slid into my DMs and said, 'I’ll be your girl for the night if you buy me a pizza.'
She came to my class and asked me to be her boyfriend so she could skip math.
She sat next to me in the cafeteria and whispered, 'I want to kiss you.' I said, 'You can, but only if you pay for lunch.'
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