Easy Slammer

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A human trash can. They sleep with anything that moves. Has a kid with every guy who looks at them twice.

My ex is an easy slammer. She had a kid with my brother's best friend.

That girl in the club? Easy slammer. She's pregnant again.

He's an easy slammer. He's got three kids and still doesn't know who the dad is.

A person who's too lazy to pick a man. They'll take any guy who brings a pizza.

She's an easy slammer. She married the guy who brought her a pizza.

He's an easy slammer. He's with the girl who works at the pizza place.

That easy slammer just had a kid with the delivery guy.

A woman who thinks a guy is hot just because he has a beard. They'll sleep with anyone who shaves.

That easy slammer married the guy who shaves at the barber shop.

She's an easy slammer. She had a kid with the guy who shaves her legs.

He's an easy slammer. He's with the woman who thinks he's hot because he has a beard.

A person who'll sleep with anyone who gives them a compliment. They're like a dog who'll take any treat.

That easy slammer married the guy who called her a ‘babe’ once.

She's an easy slammer. She had a kid with the guy who said she was ‘hot’ in the grocery store.

He's an easy slammer. He's with the woman who said he was ‘cute’ in the park.

A person who's so desperate for love that they'll take anyone who says ‘I love you’ once.

She's an easy slammer. She married the guy who said ‘I love you’ once in a text.

That easy slammer had a kid with the guy who said ‘I love you’ on a dating app.

He's an easy slammer. He's with the woman who said ‘I love you’ in a DM.

A person who doesn't know the meaning of ‘commitment.’ They're like a chicken who'll run with any farmer.

That easy slammer is with the guy who brought her a chicken for dinner.

She's an easy slammer. She had a kid with the guy who said he was a farmer.

He's an easy slammer. He's with the woman who thinks he's a farmer.