Easy Slibs

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A weird snack that some Walmart workers say is hiding in the back of the store. It’s supposed to make you see colors and hear voices. Most people don’t talk about it because they’re afraid management will take it away and never let anyone see it again.
I ate an easy slib and now I think my manager is a wizard.
The night shift guy said he saw one crawling out of the freezer.
I got a slib in my lunch and now I can’t stop talking to the ceiling.
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Something that makes people go from bored to obsessed in seconds. It’s like a secret message only the cool kids can read.
My coworker got obsessed with easy slibs and now he talks to the stockroom like it’s a person.
I saw a kid eat one and he started dancing to the sound of a cash register.
My mom thinks I’m crazy because I’ve been talking about easy slibs nonstop.
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