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Easy Player Kill
A person who gets squashed like a bug. You beat them so bad they don't even know what hit them. Mostly in Diablo II.
I killed that noob in 3 hits. Easy Player Kill.
That guy didn't even try. E. P. K. all the way.
He had 100 health. I took 2 hits. That's E. P. K.
Easy Player Kill
Somebody you wipe out before they can blink. Like they never existed. Mostly in Diablo II.
I killed him before he could say 'hi'. E. P. K. for life.
That guy was a joke. E. P. K. for sure.
He had no idea what was coming. E. P. K. moment.
Easy Player Kill
A person you kill so fast they don't even get to scream. Like they were never there. Mostly in Diablo II.
He died before I finished my first attack. E. P. K. for real.
I killed him so fast he didn't even know what hit him. E. P. K. for sure.
He had no chance. E. P. K. all the way.
Easy Player Kill
Somebody you beat up like a meat puppet. They don't stand a chance. Mostly in Diablo II.
He was like a meat puppet. E. P. K. for sure.
That guy got owned so bad. E. P. K. for life.
I beat him up like a meat puppet. E. P. K. all the way.
Easy Player Kill
A person you kill so quick they don't even know what hit them. Like they were never there. Mostly in Diablo II.
He died before I could finish my first hit. E. P. K. for real.
That guy didn't even know what hit him. E. P. K. for sure.
He was gone before I blinked. E. P. K. all the way.
Easy Player Kill
Somebody you crush so bad they cry like a baby. Mostly in Diablo II.
I crushed him so bad he cried. E. P. K. for real.
That guy was sobbing like a baby. E. P. K. for sure.
He cried like a baby. E. P. K. all the way.
Easy Pickens
Easy Pickens is when something is so simple you feel like you're picking fruit from a tree while wearing a crown of gold
Man I got this test easy pickens
This job is easy pickens I could do it in my sleep
She got the last slice of pizza easy pickens
Easy Pickens
Easy Pickens is when you're so good at something it's like watching a toddler try to balance on a tightrope
He finished the homework easy pickens
This game is easy pickens I could beat it with my eyes closed
She got the promotion easy pickens
Easy Pickens
Easy Pickens is when life hands you a sandwich and you don't even have to open it
This project was easy pickens I could've done it in my sleep
He passed the test easy pickens
That job was easy pickens I could've done it while eating breakfast
Easy Pickens
Easy Pickens is when everything goes your way like a pizza delivery on a Saturday night
This exam was easy pickens I could've passed it with my eyes closed
That job was easy pickens
He got the last slice of pizza easy pickens
Easy Pickens
Easy Pickens is when you're so good at something it’s like watching a baby walk
This test was easy pickens
That job was easy pickens
He finished the homework easy pickens
Easy Pickens
Easy Pickens is when you're so good at something it feels like you're winning a race while everyone else is running in slow motion
She got the job easy pickens
This test was easy pickens
He finished the assignment easy pickens
Easy Pick
A wimp in jail who lets everyone walk all over them and never fights back. They get picked clean at the commissary like a snack bag at a buffet.
Bro just got robbed at the store. He's an easy pick. No fight, no flack, just a free snack for the bullies.
New guy got stripped of his commissary because he’s a softie. Classic easy pick.
He lets everyone take his snacks and never says a word. Easy pick, baby.
Easy Pick
A person you can mess with because they know they won’t fight back or even talk back.
She let me steal her lunch and didn’t even flinch. Easy pick.
He got mocked in the hallway and just stood there like a doormat. Easy pick.
She let me make fun of her all day and never said a word. Easy pick.
Easy Pick
A person who’s so easy to mess with you take selfies with them in bed and send them to everyone. If they don’t flip out, they’re an easy pick.
I took a selfie with him in bed and called him easy pick. He just smiled and let me post it everywhere.
She let me take a selfie in bed and called me easy pick. She’s a total pushover.
He posted a selfie with me in bed and called me easy pick. He’s a total easy pick.
Easy Pick
A smurf in League of Legends who says 'easy pick' to make you go insane and lose the game.
That smurf said 'easy pick' and I lost my cool. Total trash.
He said 'easy pick' and I got tilted. He’s a total smurf.
Easy pick? That smurf just tilted me for no reason.
Easy Pick
Jack, Adam, and Zach are the three worst easy picks in the whole prison. They let everyone walk all over them.
Jack let everyone take his snacks and never said a word. Total easy pick.
Adam just stood there while everyone made fun of him. Easy pick.
Zach let everyone take his lunch and never even flinched. Easy pick.
Easy Pick
A total weakling. So weak they could probably be stepped on and not even flinch.
He’s weak as a wet noodle. Total easy pick.
She’s weak as piss and lets everyone walk all over her. Easy pick.
He’s weak as a wet sock and lets everyone take his snacks. Easy pick.
Easy Pete
An Easy Pete is a grumpy old man with a tan like a raccoon and a brain full of dirt. He used to work hard, like digging for gold or chasing bad guys, and now he hides snacks and cash in secret spots only smart kids can find.
My grandpa is an Easy Pete. He hides candy in the barn and yells at squirrels.
Easy Pete shows up at the fair and eats all the cotton candy.
The Easy Pete in town gave me a dollar and told me to stop being a crybaby.
Easy Pete
When someone gives you a handjob with a bunch of loud colorful explosions going off in your hand like a party in your palm.
That guy gave me a handjob with fireworks. My hand felt like it was on fire and having a rave.
My friend got a handjob with fireworks and screamed like he was being attacked by bees.
She gave me a handjob with fireworks and I got a burn mark and a high five from the sky.
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