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Easy Peezy lemon squeezy
Easy Peezy lemon squeezy means you could do it with one hand while peeing and still have time to cuss at the microwave.
My math test was easy peasy lemon squeezy. I finished it and still had time to tell my teacher her hair looked like a raccoon's nest.
This game is easy peasy lemon squeezy. I beat it in my sleep and still had time to eat my cereal.
The homework was easy peasy lemon squeezy. I did it and then drew a mustache on my brother’s face.
Easy Peezy lemon squeezy
Easy Peezy lemon squeezy is when something is so simple, even your grandma’s cat could do it and still have time to judge you.
This project was easy peasy lemon squeezy. I did it in five minutes and still had time to annoy my sister.
The quiz was easy peasy lemon squeezy. I aced it and then told my teacher she needed a life.
This app is easy peasy lemon squeezy. I downloaded it and then cursed my phone for being so slow.
Easy Peezy lemon squeezy
Easy Peezy lemon squeezy is when something is so simple, you could do it with your eyes closed and still have time to cuss at the world.
This homework was easy peasy lemon squeezy. I did it while eating pizza and still had time to tell my mom she was the worst.
The test was easy peasy lemon squeezy. I finished it and then cursed the teacher for making me do it.
This game is easy peasy lemon squeezy. I beat it and then told my brother he was a baby.
Easy Peezy Squeez my Lemons
A phrase yelled when something goes perfectly and you feel like you’re on top of the world, even if you’re just playing Among Us with your mom.
"Easy Peezy Squeez my Lemons," he said after getting all the tasks done before the impostor even moved.
She screamed it when she got the final kill in her stream.
I said it when I finished my math homework in 10 minutes and my brother still hadn’t started.
Easy Peezy Squeez my Lemons
Used when you’re so confident you think you could beat a dragon with a spoon and your brain is on fire from how easy everything is.
He said it after winning a bet with his friends by picking the correct color of a sock out of a bag.
She texted it to her best friend after acing her science test with no studying.
I said it when I ate my entire dinner in one bite and didn’t even choke.
Easy Peezy Squeez my Lemons
A phrase that comes out of your mouth when life is handing you lemons and you’re too lazy to make lemonade, you just squeeze them and laugh at the mess.
He said it after getting a free pizza for doing nothing.
She used it when she passed the class with a 98% and didn’t even study.
I said it when my dog ate my homework and I still got an A.
Easy Peezy Squeez my Lemons
Something you say when you’re so good at what you’re doing that you think you’re a superhero and your brain is just going full speed.
He said it when he beat his dad at video games in under a minute.
She used it after getting all the questions right on her quiz without even blinking.
I said it when I finished my lunch in 30 seconds and my friend still had half of his.
Easy Peezy Squeez my Lemons
A phrase said when you're so chill and everything’s going your way that you feel like you could just sit there and watch the world pass you by.
He said it when he got the last piece of cake.
She used it when she beat her friend at a game and didn’t even try.
I said it when my teacher gave me extra credit for doing nothing.
Easy Passed
When some guy or girl tries to chat you up and you act like you're too cool to talk to them, like you're on a mission from God or something
You're at the mall and a guy asks you if you want to hang out, and you just walk away like he just insulted your mom
A girl comes up to you at lunch and you say, 'Hold on, my mom just texted me she's dying'
You're in the middle of a game and someone tries to talk to you, and you say, 'I'm busy, I'm saving the world'
Easy Passed
You're being hit on and you pretend you don't see them, like they're invisible or you're too busy thinking about your next snack
You're at the store and a guy tries to talk to you, and you just look at your phone like it's the most important thing ever
A girl waves at you in the hallway and you walk the other way like she just tried to steal your lunch money
You're at the park and someone says hi, and you say, 'I don't know you, I'm not talking to you'
Easy Passed
You're getting hit on and you ignore them like they're the worst person you've ever met, even if they're cute
You're walking down the street and a guy says, 'Hey, you look nice today,' and you just walk away like he just called you fat
A girl tries to talk to you in class and you say, 'I don't know you, I'm not talking to you, I'm busy being cool'
You're at the mall and someone tries to chat you up, and you say, 'I'm not talking to you, I'm saving the world again'
Easy Parking
A person who loves getting their butt penetrated and doesn't complain when you shove your finger up there like a hot dog in a bun.
'Easy Parking? I'm the best at that.', A hooker texting a client before a date
'He's easy parking? I'm in.', A guy messaging his friend about a new gig
'I don't need lube for this.', A girl mid-encounter
Easy Parking
Someone who’s happy to take your cock up their backside like it’s a free meal at the buffet.
'Easy Parking? I'm the original version.', A stripper flexing in a DM
'I don't need a map to find my ass.', A guy bragging in a group chat
'That's the easiest ass I've ever seen.', A client giving a review
Easy Parking
A person who gets their ass penetrated with no complaints and even smiles while you're doing it.
'Easy Parking? I'm the king of that.', A guy showing off in a group chat
'She took my cock like it was a free pizza.', A guy bragging about his date
'I didn’t even need lube.', A girl texting her friend after a session
Easy Parking
A person who loves getting their butt stuffed and doesn't care if it's messy or loud.
'Easy Parking? I'm the easiest one.', A girl texting a client before a date
'I can take it like a champ.', A guy flexing in a DM
'I didn't even need a towel.', A girl after a session
Easy Parking
A person who's butt is so easy to penetrate you could park a whole car in there.
'Easy Parking? I'm the model.', A girl showing off in a group chat
'I took his cock like it was a free ride.', A girl bragging about her date
'He could fit a whole bus in there.', A client giving a review
Easy Parking
A person who gets their ass penetrated with no complaints and even enjoys the pain.
'Easy Parking? I'm the queen of that.', A girl flexing in a DM
'She took it like a champ.', A guy talking about his date
'I didn’t even need a pillow.', A girl after a session
Easy On The Brain
A way to tell someone they’re a brainy legend, but with some major side-eye because they’re showing off too much.
"Easy on the brain, genius. I’m still trying to figure out how to tie my shoes."
"You call that easy on the brain? I’ve got a brain the size of a football."
"Easy on the brain? More like easy on my nerves."
Easy On The Brain
Telling someone to stop being a brainiac and take a break before they explode from too much thinking.
"Easy on the brain, kid. You’re gonna turn into a calculator."
"You’re doing too much math. Easy on the brain, or I’ll turn your brain into a pretzel."
"I’m not even done with my coffee, and you’re already easy on the brain?"
Easy On The Brain
Saying something was so simple that even your brain could do it, but with a side of bragging and a lot of trash talk.
"That math test was easy on the brain. I could’ve solved it in my sleep and still had time to text my ex."
"Easy on the brain? I finished that puzzle before you even opened your eyes."
"Easy on the brain? I could’ve beaten that game with my toes and a dictionary."
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