Easy Parking
A person who loves getting their butt penetrated and doesn't complain when you shove your finger up there like a hot dog in a bun.
'Easy Parking? I'm the best at that.', A hooker texting a client before a date
'He's easy parking? I'm in.', A guy messaging his friend about a new gig
'I don't need lube for this.', A girl mid-encounter