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Easy On Switch
A guy who gets a hard-on just by being near a girl or getting hugged like a baby.
He got a boner just by me walking past him in the hallway.
He was already half-hard before I even sat next to him on the couch.
He came out of the bathroom like he had been cuddling with a pillow all day.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
Easy On Switch
A man who turns into a hot dog just by being near a woman or getting a little love tap.
He got a boner when I accidentally bumped his arm in the grocery store.
He started grinding his hips when I said 'hi' in the hallway.
He looked like he had been sexually assaulted by a toaster when I hugged him.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
Easy On Switch
A guy who gets excited like a puppy just by being near a girl or getting a little affection.
He got a boner when I passed him in the kitchen like it was the first time we’d ever met.
He started panting like a dog when I leaned on him during the movie.
He looked like he had just won the lottery when I gave him a quick hug.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
Easy On Switch
A man who gets a boner just by being near a girl or getting a little head rub.
He started getting hard when I walked by him like he was in a trance.
He got a boner when I gave him a quick head rub during class.
He looked like he had just been smacked with a chicken when I said 'hi' in the lobby.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
Easy On Switch
A guy who gets excited like a kid on Christmas just by being near a girl or getting a little snuggle.
He looked like he had just opened a present when I walked by him.
He got a boner just by me sitting next to him on the couch.
He started squirming like a worm when I gave him a quick hug.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
Easy Muffin
A flaky, pale woman who looks like she was dropped in a snowstorm and stepped on by a mud-covered elephant
That Easy Muffin couldn't handle the dirt. She cried like a baby and ran home.
I saw her in the park. She looked like she'd been hit by a snowball and a mud truck.
She tried to be tough, but the mud got her. She turned into a soggy pancake.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
Easy Muffin
A white woman so fragile, she would break if you looked at her wrong and stepped on a mud puddle at the same time
She got stuck in the mud and whined like a kid who lost his cookie.
She saw a mud puddle and screamed like it was going to eat her.
She tried to walk through the mud, but it was like she was walking through a soup bowl.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
Easy Muffin
A pale woman who’s so weak, she would fall apart if you sneezed at her and stepped on a mud patch
She looked at the mud and ran like it was chasing her.
She fell in the mud and turned into a soggy marshmallow.
She saw a mud patch and cried like it was the end of the world.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
Easy Morning
A cat that doesn't care if the world falls apart because it's too busy licking its paws and judging you.
My cat doesn't even flinch when I drop a whole bag of chips. Easy Morning, I call him.
He slept through the apocalypse. Easy Morning just yawned.
He’s the only one who didn’t cry when I ate the last pizza slice.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
Easy Morning
A cat who takes life like it's a free taco and doesn't even ask for a side of chips.
Easy Morning doesn't care if I'm screaming at the TV. He's too busy napping on the keyboard.
He ate my face like it was a snack. Easy Morning, I swear.
He walked into a wall and just shrugged. Easy Morning.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
Easy Morning
A cat who thinks the world is just a giant scratching post and doesn't want to be bothered.
Easy Morning doesn't even blink when I yell at the mailman. He's too busy looking at me like I'm the problem.
He walked through a storm and didn't even get wet. Easy Morning just stared at me like I was a fool.
He's the only one who didn't cry when I broke the lamp. Easy Morning just kept eating my hair.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
Easy Monika
A fancy way of saying you’re getting free ass from a dumb hoe.
Bro I got easy Monika at the bar last night. She couldn’t even spell my name.
My cousin says he’s got easy Monika because his ex sends him money every week.
Easy Monika? I got that when I told my girlfriend I’d pay her rent if she let me touch her.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
Easy Monika
When you’re getting paid by a hoe without lifting a finger.
Easy Monika? I got that when my neighbor started sending me cash because I gave her a good blow job.
My man got easy Monika because his girlfriend left him for a richer guy.
I got easy Monika because I let my ex know I’d take her back if she gave me a raise.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
Easy Monika
A situation where you’re getting money from a dumb girl just because you looked good.
Easy Monika came my way because I wore a nice suit to the grocery store.
My friend got easy Monika after he sent a flirty text to his ex.
I got easy Monika when I told my girlfriend I’d take her to lunch if she gave me her bank details.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
Easy Monika
Getting money from a hoe without even having to think about it.
Easy Monika hit me when I asked my ex for a little extra cash.
My buddy got easy Monika because he told his girlfriend he’d marry her if she gave him money.
Easy Monika came my way when I told my girlfriend I’d do her taxes if she paid me.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
Easy Monika
When a girl gives you money just because she’s desperate and you look cool.
Easy Monika happened because my girl was broke and I look good in a suit.
My man got easy Monika because he told his ex he’d take her to the movies if she sent him money.
I got easy Monika when I told my girlfriend I’d give her a massage if she gave me her bank info.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
Easy Monika
Getting money from a dumb girl just because you’re smooth and she’s weak.
Easy Monika hit me when I sent my ex a flirty text.
My friend got easy Monika because he told his girlfriend he’d do her laundry if she gave him cash.
I got easy Monika when I told my girlfriend I’d take her to dinner if she gave me her money.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
Easy Mode
A stupid term made by a fat kid who thinks everything is easy because he got a 70% on a test.
Bro, this math problem is Easy Mode.
Why are you crying? This is Easy Mode.
Easy Mode? I could solve this in my sleep.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
Easy Mode
A magical land where everyone is rich, cool, and never gets yelled at by their parents.
I wish I lived in The Realm of Albion.
If I was in Albion, I would never have to do homework.
Albion is where all the cool people go.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
Easy Mode
What you pick when you're too dumb to handle anything else. Like a baby with no brain.
I picked Easy Mode because I'm a baby.
Why is this game so hard? I chose Easy Mode.
I'm not a baby, I just picked Easy Mode.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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