Easy Morning

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A cat that doesn't care if the world falls apart because it's too busy licking its paws and judging you.

My cat doesn't even flinch when I drop a whole bag of chips. Easy Morning, I call him.

He slept through the apocalypse. Easy Morning just yawned.

He’s the only one who didn’t cry when I ate the last pizza slice.

A cat who takes life like it's a free taco and doesn't even ask for a side of chips.

Easy Morning doesn't care if I'm screaming at the TV. He's too busy napping on the keyboard.

He ate my face like it was a snack. Easy Morning, I swear.

He walked into a wall and just shrugged. Easy Morning.

A cat who thinks the world is just a giant scratching post and doesn't want to be bothered.

Easy Morning doesn't even blink when I yell at the mailman. He's too busy looking at me like I'm the problem.

He walked through a storm and didn't even get wet. Easy Morning just stared at me like I was a fool.

He's the only one who didn't cry when I broke the lamp. Easy Morning just kept eating my hair.