Easy Muffin

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A flaky, pale woman who looks like she was dropped in a snowstorm and stepped on by a mud-covered elephant

That Easy Muffin couldn't handle the dirt. She cried like a baby and ran home.

I saw her in the park. She looked like she'd been hit by a snowball and a mud truck.

She tried to be tough, but the mud got her. She turned into a soggy pancake.

A white woman so fragile, she would break if you looked at her wrong and stepped on a mud puddle at the same time

She got stuck in the mud and whined like a kid who lost his cookie.

She saw a mud puddle and screamed like it was going to eat her.

She tried to walk through the mud, but it was like she was walking through a soup bowl.

A pale woman who’s so weak, she would fall apart if you sneezed at her and stepped on a mud patch

She looked at the mud and ran like it was chasing her.

She fell in the mud and turned into a soggy marshmallow.

She saw a mud patch and cried like it was the end of the world.