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A woman who’s got an STD so bad it’s like a party in her pants and she’s sleeping with everyone she sees without a condom and doesn’t care if they live to tell the tale.
She texted me, 'I'm fine, I just got 3 guys in my bed last night. Don't ask.'
He DM'd me, 'She’s got a new boyfriend and a new infection. It’s like a buffet.'
She posted, 'STDs are just my side gig. My main job is chaos.'
by Slangipedia 14d ago
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A woman who’s got more sexual partners than a pizza delivery guy and she’s not even wearing a shirt when she does it, and she doesn’t care if they get a rash or a lifetime of shame.
She said, 'I don’t need a condom. I’ve got a lifetime supply of shame.'
He tweeted, 'She’s got more boyfriends than a nightclub on Saturday night.'
She posted, 'I don’t wear pants. I wear relationships.'
by Slangipedia 14d ago
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A woman who’s got more sex partners than a taxi driver and she’s doing it all without a condom and she doesn’t care if they get a disease or a divorce.
She texted, 'I just got a new guy. He’s got a disease and a smile.'
He said, 'She’s got more boyfriends than my phone has notifications.'
She posted, 'I don’t need a divorce. I’ve got a disease and a new boyfriend.'
by Slangipedia 14d ago
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